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Austrian Death Machine

Designed as an "outlet of pure testosterone and stupidity," Austrian Death Machine is an Arnold Schwarzenegger-obsessed side project from As I Lay Dying singer Tim Lambesis. Seeing the man he likes to call "Ahhnold" as "the embodiment of everything brutal and stereotypically metal," Lambesis wrote a set of songs based on lines from Schwarzenegger's films. Tracks like "Come with Me If You Want to Live," "I Am a Cybernetic Organism, Living Tissue Over (Metal) Endoskeleton," and "It's Not a Tumor" were recorded at Lambesis' home studio and originally featured samples of Schwarzenegger himself. After thinking twice about the legal action this might bring, Chad Ackerman from the band Chapter 14 was brought in to re-record the vocals with his humorous Arnold impression. After guests like As I Lay Dying's Nick Hipa and Killswitch Engage's Adam Dutkiewicz were brought in to add guitar solos, Metal Blade became interested and signed the band. The label released Austrian Death Machine's hilarious and heavy debut, Total Brutal, in 2008. ~ David Jeffries, Rovi
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Awezome band I didn't like the fact that the lead singer tried to kill his wife but other then that this band is great hell yeah
Lol awesome heavy as u can get
My question is why do Scott's (Carnifex) highs on Get Your Story Straight sound like they're from their debut album? All fuzzy and dirty and stuff :P
OKAY SO APPARENTLY YES THAT IS THE REAL ARNOLD BEN YOU WERE WRITE HECK YEAH
LOL this is better than any AILD
Triple Brutal is the best yet!
No Way! A New Album? That's Awesome! :-)
Just read that Triple Brutal will be released on April 1, 2014, despite Tim's 'little oopsie'.
F**kin Metal is Not Dead !!!! Follow for a follow
Damn tight band. Too bad he's goin to prison.
Damm. That's sum good singin n pickin ""
Makes me feel things inside.
Uh, Ben? I don't think he was
The most rock & metal stations on Pandora Radio!
Sucks Tim gets busted while they're finishing the record. He was going to have the real Arnold on the record!
I laughed my a** off when I first heard these guys. Utterly delightful.
I think Lambesis should also form a metal band about Batman movie lines. Only because I want to hear a song called I'm not wearing hockey pants
vukeskywalke r 0
Even though this is a side project this is currently my favorite band. kick a** and brutaly heavy. Amazing solos w a bone crushing sound! Cant wait for Triple Brutal to come out!!! NYEAHHH!!
Every time I eat cookies I yell COOK E
This group is better than about three As I Lay Dying CDs....ok ok, two.
This band is the epitome of BR00TAL!!!!! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle XP
And another CD this summer. Oh yeah
Athletic.... A N D voluptuous.
who told you to touch my cookies
boonem76
Give me your mo mo mo motorcycle lol
Get to the Choppa!!
SCREW YOU BENNY
kmitchell260
WOW!!! i never realized until now that u could make a whole fukin song out of movie lines!!! this is fukin awesome!!!
GIVE ME YOUR CLOTHES!!!!!
Who is your daddy and what does he do?
of course they all sound the same they're f!@#ing brutalllllll l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l
GET TO THE CHOPPA!!!!
mmm...cookie s . . .
anthonysk8r
About as brutal as Arnold could get.
Mindless @Conor Huesdted
COOOOOOKIEEE S S S S S S S S
Dear god, I want to be in this bands mosh pit.
MINDLES METAL!!!!!!! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
This band is so much fun :D
NOW! *MOSH PIT*
Pretty ficking grand
Genius!
sonictattoos
The first time I heard Total Brutal I was hooked
Totally f**king badass. Quite possibly one of the best metal bands in the world!!!!
Monkey™ says: 09-14-2010
"Australia is the Alabama of the earth "

Austria...no t Australia
even the solos are hilarious ... !
just found this. This is f**king awesome and funny at the same time.
megalo814
F**king cookies. They do it every time.
Australia is the Alabama of the earth
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