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If You Were Gay

Features of This Track

folk influences
heavy use of vocal harmonies
acoustic rhythm piano
call and answer vocal harmony (Antiphony)
paired vocal harmony
acoustic sonority
major key tonality
an emotional male lead vocal performance
subtle use of the accordion
a prominent banjo part
humorous lyrics
emphasis on instrumental arranging
and many other similarities identified in the Music Genome Project

These are just a few of the hundreds of attributes cataloged for this track by the Music Genome Project.

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You would choose me too. I would?
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I was literally screaming at my computer JUST PUT ON IF YOU WERE GAY ALREADY!!! and then it came on. I am officially magical.
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esijseeser
OVER!!!!!
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Omg this song is the best! I love it
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if someone does this to me when I was trying to read... i would punch them in the face and i would bind their legs/arms together with duct tape, then cover their mouth with a small strip of duct tape...


i wouldn't unbind them until i finish reading...


which would be a long time...






they're 100% guaranteed to never do it again.
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.... lol
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Just so you know...

If you were gay

I'd be okay

Love this.

Because what does it to me matter what you do in bed with guys?
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It's funny because i am gay. And my best friend and i found this song at the same time. We cracked up when we heard it.
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amy31562
I think I know your type! (-;
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Ouch omgg
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My friend sang this to me when I said I was gay XD
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Don't know too much about this broadway. But Mickey sounds a whole lot like Kermit :3
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If your gay Hooray!!!!!: 3
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All the best people are Gay!!!!
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Gay people are cool.
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ndbruce3591
It's Garth Brooks
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I came out to my best friend a while ago and I'm pretty sure if he heard this he'd laugh his a** off XD
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Nicky:so what should it matter to me what you do in bed with guys?Rod:Nic k y that is wrong!!!!Nic k y : N o its not.
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This reminds me of a convo me and my buddie have all the time lol! this is tottaly how i feel bout my friend Cole! haha Im pretty sure if he heard this hes blush and be like well I dont want to be gay!
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ajsparty
The Star Wars one is also pretty funny
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it is kermit
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i feel the same way
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This is hillarious. OMG
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Im imagining the characters from sesame street while this song plays
Hahaha!
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@Raveworg SO True! Bert and Ernie were the originals! LOL
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nyves104
Effing love this song!!!!
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nicky: "so what should i care what you do in bed with guys" rod: "nicky that is wrong!" nicky: "no its not!"
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KUDOS!
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<3 this!
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i am not gay.
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amadeus_anto n i n
tehee. this is the best.
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Kudos, man, kudos.
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111809652
Ernie should have sang this to Bert ages ago and yet it had to be done on Avenue Q instead.
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HA! I looove this song!

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