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Harris's College Essay

Features of This Track

anecdotes
a sarcastic delivery
a self-satisfied delivery
jokes about personal relationships
jokes about growing up
blue humor
explicit content
comedy from the 2010s
many other comedic similarities

These are just a few of the hundreds of attributes cataloged for this track by the Music Genome Project.

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Comments

This is one of my favorite tracks. Think of this as monopoly and you roll a ten and land on Park Place. Then Harris comes with a missile launcher and blows it up XD
im tottaly gonna do this for my English comp.
For those of u who don't know what halo is,imagine it like monopoly and u just landed on park place,and then Harris comes and blows it up
So fućking hilarious ^<>^
harris can NOT be real!!! lol!!!
hahahaha awww poor Harris!
Coolest
Lmaoooo
I would f**kin hate Aziz if I was Harris
Poor Harris...
lol nube tuber
For those of you who dont know halo, imagine you're playing monopoly, you have all the hotels and money, and then harris comes along with a rocket launcher and blows it up.

This is my favorite track from Aziz
he's hilarious
I like Hot Pockets too.
Lol people get to concerned about what comics say. Its retarded. Its all jokes. Shut up and enjoy it!..... :D
@Only.losers . o b e y . y o l o
Maybe he was being sarcastic you freaking a**hole. And calling someone retarded is rude and ignorant you stupid prick.
@saveingpriv a t e r y a n .
1)If you don't get it than your retarded. 2)And it's a joke stupid.
3)if you really don't like it theirs a dislike button for a reason.
Epic the new movie Epic Aziz Ansari
Haha, Redbox is the s**t!
AWESOMENESS!
Mmm...CHEESE BISCUTS
I think I'm kind of like harris
that was an a**hole thing to say about harris, not very nice aziz cant believe he is your nephew and you talk s**t about him...
Aziz is my dad
Oh Harris
This is some funny a** s**t! Haha

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