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The Realism Of Expressions

Features of This Track

an amused delivery
subject explorations
a slow delivery
a slower delivery
a wide variety of subject matter
jokes about annoyances
animal jokes
character parodies
satirical observations
comedy from the 2010s
many other comedic similarities
an agitated comedian

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1. Say iPhone5

2. Say a color

3. Post this 5 times

4. Check your pillow
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caralfrank
How did you sleep like a baby what did you poop in your panties
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brokebanker8 4
Now we see how hard it is to kill 2 birds with 1 stone (boosh) well there you have it many years of talking and Its just that easy to kill 2 birds with1 stone XD Incredibly funny
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He is funny and awesome
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He's been beaten half to death... Twice!
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pookaphoenix
no cake? just watch?
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He should stick to cash cab!
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His best one
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tannerdean7
i think he thought i was gonna feed him or something... . h e took off into the jungle, or wherever ostriges live xD love it!
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FUNNY
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cjhascars
We don't eat our cakes here, we rotate them.
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Lol
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A guy: hey are you the guy who kill two ostriches with one stone

Ben: why yes I am it took me 7 hours
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IT MADE ME CRY ITS SOOO FUNNYYYYY
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I love this dude. Amazing!

He beat him haaaaalf to death!
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Meh
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Haha
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Didn't George Carlin do this exact bit? Like, word-for-wor d the same?
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Funniest. Guy. Ever
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Funny as hell, and by means of pure absurdity. Rare stuff.
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I've killed two birds in my life, all with one stone
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Definitely my favorite clip of his.
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brandon8924
F**k yea
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So funny!
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The best!!

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