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All U Can Eat

Features of This Track

acoustic rock instrumentation
a subtle use of vocal harmony
acoustic rhythm piano
major key tonality
offensive lyrics

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Comments

Americans
One of the most powerful songs I've ever heard. The lyrics and major key are so contrary it helps make his points alot clearer.
listening to this while filling up my 13th plate at Chuck-a-Rama . . .
Ben as usual with his sarcastic lyrics points out the shortcomings of many Americans who only care for themselves. Certainly explains why the majority of our country is considered obese.
gemini581
Brutally honest. Love it.
wwh04
I love this song.
Funny lyrics
Convicting
Convicting
smiller787
Love this song. It is so true...Amen! Ben!
stacy_sch
Great music lyrics!! Good job Ben.
emma703
some of his best lyrics
I'm sure Ben has the most entertaining , foul-mouthed kids in town.
they give no f**k
Gotta love a song where they're singing about going into Wal*Mart and just rambling about stuff on their minds over the loudspeaker
@blah
the butt of the jokes usually don't get the joke ;)
Yep. It's America's theme song. Sad, but true. Once again Ben Folds in a lyric genius.
johndschaeff e r
thumbs down - found this song annoying at best.
kluskiewicz
Starts playing in my head every time I see a Hummer drive by.
Ha Ha it's funny.
mark.gorman
Great song! I especially like the jazzy instrumental part in the middle.
Love it!
I notice that one of the attributes listed for this song is "offensive lyrics". If _I'M_ not offended, why are they considered offensive? It's almost a way to ensure censureship.

This song is frank and points out some faults of many people (myself included!) If frank language is "offensive", then its with a reason!

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