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A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying

Features of This Track

country influences
a political satire lyric
repetitive melodic phrasing
extensive vamping
synthetic sonority
major key tonality
a vocal-centric aesthetic
a dynamic male vocalist
a partially spoken vocal delivery
prominent use of synth
prominent synth drums
offensive lyrics

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this song inspires me
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I hate myself for loving thus song. I must be a bad person.
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What the f**k did I just listen to
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ulrichfamily 2 1 1 2
A lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying.
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ulrichfamily 2 1 1 2
Drew blood ||, why? Why are they raw? What did you do? You guys should here the bed intruder song. Its flip pin awesome!
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Was a bigger turn on cause she was doing him for baby formula
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Probably the best song ever recorded!
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tashabug224
Yeahh
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I CAN'T OH GOD WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD
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My nipples are raw
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abelstrd
Great lyrics, great music track. Very well put together!!!! ! ! !
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Lap dance is so much better when the striper is crying
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Good song it's on my wiggles channel
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Great track
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michaelkstee l e
What a beautiful romantic song...
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This is song is totally hilarious, true, sad, but hilarious.
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boobs are my favorite thing i wont lie, just ask my girlfriend;) . this is an awesome album... to patrick,... when the stripper is crying
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so much better ......
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...name was Russell. Classic.
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boobs are good



so,so,so good
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haha love it...& I hope she's cryin' instead of laughin' while riding.
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For some reason, i love this song, that is all
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The "striper"?? Like, a candy striper?

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