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A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying

Lyrics

I was lonelier than Kunta Kinte at a Merle Haggard concert that night I strolled on into Uncle Limpy's Hump Palace lookin' for love. It had been a

While. In fact, three hundred and sixty-five had come and went since that midnight run haulin' hog to Shakey Town on I-10. I had picked up this

Hitchhiker that was sweatin' gallons through a pair of Daisy Duke cut-offs and one of those Fruit Of The Loom tank-tops. Well, that night I lost myself

To ruby red lips, milky white skin and baby blue eyes. Name was Russell.
full lyrics
I was lonelier than Kunta Kinte at a Merle Haggard concert that night I strolled on into Uncle Limpy's Hump Palace lookin' for love. It had been a

While. In fact, three hundred and sixty-five had come and went since that midnight run haulin' hog to Shakey Town on I-10. I had picked up this

Hitchhiker that was sweatin' gallons through a pair of Daisy Duke cut-offs and one of those Fruit Of The Loom tank-tops. Well, that night I lost myself

To ruby red lips, milky white skin and baby blue eyes. Name was Russell.
full lyrics

Features of This Track

country influences
a political satire lyric
repetitive melodic phrasing
extensive vamping
a vocal-centric aesthetic
major key tonality
synthetic sonority
a dynamic male vocalist
a partially spoken vocal delivery
prominent use of synth
prominent synth drums
offensive lyrics

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Comments

I hate myself for loving thus song. I must be a bad person.
What the f**k did I just listen to
ulrichfamily 2 1 1 2
A lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying.
ulrichfamily 2 1 1 2
Drew blood ||, why? Why are they raw? What did you do? You guys should here the bed intruder song. Its flip pin awesome!
Was a bigger turn on cause she was doing him for baby formula
Probably the best song ever recorded!
tashabug224
Yeahh
I CAN'T OH GOD WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD
My nipples are raw
abelstrd
Great lyrics, great music track. Very well put together!!!! ! ! !
Lap dance is so much better when the striper is crying
Good song it's on my wiggles channel
Great track
michaelkstee l e
What a beautiful romantic song...
This is song is totally hilarious, true, sad, but hilarious.
boobs are my favorite thing i wont lie, just ask my girlfriend;) . this is an awesome album... to patrick,... when the stripper is crying
so much better ......
...name was Russell. Classic.
boobs are good



so,so,so good
haha love it...& I hope she's cryin' instead of laughin' while riding.
For some reason, i love this song, that is all
The "striper"?? Like, a candy striper?

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