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Body Crumbling & Doctors

Features of This Track

subject explorations
a self-deprecating delivery
body image jokes
character parodies
satirical observations
jokes appropriate for a family audience
comedy from the 2010s
many other comedic similarities

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This is the closest to Seinfeld-fun n y ive found.
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dumb.cad
Is this funny? Just asking.
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Do you know any so-so doctors.
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Hahahahaha ;-D
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You are f����d up man
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Girl- Am I pretty?
Boy- No
Girl- Do you want to be with me forever?
Boy- No
…Girl- Will you cry if I walk away?
…Boy- No
The girl walks away, hurt. Tears running down her face as the boy grabs her arm.
Boy- Your not pretty, your ugly. I don’t want to be with you forever, I will die if I have to be with you forever. And I wouldn’t cry if you walked away, I would CELEBRATE!
…Boy- Please… don't stay with me?
…Girl- I will
Stop posting this stupid a** s**t. Never will your post change a life in any
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Girl- Am I pretty?
Boy- No
Girl- Do you want to be with me forever?
Boy- No
…Girl- Will you cry if I walk away?
…Boy- No
The girl walks away, hurt. Tears running down her face as the boy grabs her arm.
Boy- Your not pretty, your beautiful. I don’t want to be with you forever, I NEED to be with you forever. And I wouldn’t cry if you walked away, I would DIE!
…Boy- Please… stay with me?
…Girl- I will
Tonight at midnight your true love will realize they love you.
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On the day of this!
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Gonna see him this November.
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"Yes, but I'm bleeding profusely TODAY" lol
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Yay!!! Love Brian!!!
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sonny.defili p p o
This is the best guy ever!!!!!!!! ! ! ! !
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Lol not bad not bas
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Funny, awesome, s**t! Love these jokes! Nice job Brian!
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Funny awesome s**t!

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