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Features of This Track

subject explorations
a sarcastic delivery
food humor
character parodies
satirical observations
jokes appropriate for a family audience
comedy from the 2010s
many other comedic similarities

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GAPS*
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Is it black cream? If not I'll take it blackety black black. Devoid of all LIGHT. Think of the BLACKEST thing you can imagine and DOUBLE that blackness, and take a BLACK magic marker and fill in the GAPS, and put that into a BLACK ROCKET SHIP, and shoot it into the depths of black SPACE, and CLOSE your EYES and USE THAT AS A REFERENCE!
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I've heard this so many times I have memorized it
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kellygayner
Oh, honey, where's my piramed?



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kellygayner
How would I like the black coffee? Can u put it in a cup? Yeah, don't just splash it on my face. Would u like cream and auger with that? Is it black cream? If not, I'll take it blackety black black. Filled with blackness; devoid of all light. Think of the blackest thing u can imagin, and double that blackness, then fill it in with a black magic marker, and put that into a black rocketship, and send that into the depths of black space, and close ur eyes, and use that as a reference.
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Blackety Black Black?
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I am in tears of laughter! This is just to funny! I wanna hear this again!
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carrette0
If u are a waiter u have to use this!!!
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Is it black cream?
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Oh my gosh, the best.
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Is there black cream?
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tnrfarley3
Oh ma'am I'm sorry,there is no way.
I toss and turn many a night trying to think up some way somehow I could get glasses of water for customers but I keep coming up empty legend had it there was a waiter here years ago who had figured out. Way to do just that. But he's long gone and with him the secret it had something to do with a glass rack and a faucet but no one has been able to put all the pieces together so I must say no there is no way HOW I WISH THERE WAS A WAY!
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Who doesn't know how black coffee is?
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He's racist he only like black cream
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caralfrank
Miky12999@gm a i l . c o m you wasted a whole page
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Haha
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hjmunson
i'm gonna have some grains...
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Blackety Black Black filled with blackness, devoid of all light, use the darkest thing you can think of them use a black magic marker to to fill in the gaps, then put it in a black rocket ship, and shoot it off through a black hole to the depths of black space... Then use that as a reference lollollol
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It had something to do with a glass rack and a faucet but we just couldn't put the rest of the pieces together... So I have to say... THERE IS NO WAY
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Lol
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THERE'S NO WAY
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f**k you
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there is no way!
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This is so funny
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I love this lol!! Blackety black black
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Funny thing is they did change it to a dot
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flamingsquir r e l 5 2 0 0 1
Legend has it there was a waiter here years ago who new a way
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Is there any way I could get a glass of water?
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Is candy in the dot?
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Could this guy please be a little more sarcastic?
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L O F**KING L
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"How would I like the black coffee?"
Possibly the funniest of his skits I've heard��
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Do you have any Legumes?
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Damn this guy is ridiculously f**king funny especially when he said don't just throw it on me and the food dot lmao which I have to say that I found him extremely funny because
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lhwatson8
HONEY WHERE'S MY PYRAMID
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lhwatson8
I gotta eat whats in the dot!!
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lhwatson8
Shoot it into the deep dark blackness of space and use that as a reference
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lhwatson8
Would u like cream and sugar with your black suger
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THERE IS NO WAY.
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There is no way to get water lol
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j like the "can I get a glass of water" joke lolz
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honeyr22
Honey where is my pyramid I need 6-11 servings of grains and do you have lagoons?
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honeyr22
Black coffee
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abbymay86
Is there any way that I can get some water?
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gillian86
Is candy in the dot!?!��
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