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Establish The Alpha Male

Features of This Track

hostile comedy
surpising juxtapositions
subject explorations
a sarcastic delivery
a self-satisfied delivery
jokes about personal relationships
absurdist comedy
dark humor
satirical observations
explicit content
2000s era comedy
many other comedic similarities

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lol
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i like Deadpool can kill Batman Deadpool is the BEST Mother F**ker! XD
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I'm gonna leave you at the next gas station forever.
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SHUT YOUR TINY FACE
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the ALPHA MALE !!!












































Lol










































I can do this all day but I'll stop after this next one


































Just kidding







































That jokes called just kidding




























;;)
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Thank god for alcohol XD
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You made a great Toby Maguire Spider man impression,
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F**k you! No one try this.
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kingofdeath1 2 1
1.kiss your left hand
2.say your crushes name
3.close your hand
4.say a school day
5.say your name
6.open your hand and look at it
7.post this on 15 songs and your crush will say they like you and ask you out the day you said
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Jinkies Dad, What the F##k is going on in this sh#t hole
Hilarious
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No he used the pig Newtons skit
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these jokes are pretty close to Louis CK's.
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That joke's called, that joke's called, that joke's called...
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I love Spidey....bu t this is fcking hilarious
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This is f**king funny
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vedvikra
one of my favorite comics. has been for years. shame he didn't make last comic standing - he looked nervous on stage that time. love his delivery and satire.
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Funny Dude
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@c.hudak017 how? because he made a joke about his son? A LOT OF PEOPLE DO THAT
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Funny
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c.hudak017
exactly
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c.hudak017
this is a Louis CK joke

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