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Greeting Cards & Garden Gnomes

Features of This Track

a sarcastic delivery
jokes about annoyances
dark humor
satirical observations
2000s era comedy
many other comedic similarities

These are just a few of the hundreds of attributes cataloged for this track by the Music Genome Project.

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I need some garden gnomes XD
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I would do that gnome army! When I grow up I will do that!
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F**k you Dan my cat was ran over today you b**tard
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XD lol
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You were gone for a year she was lonely, happy Veterans Day
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I just want to live out in the woods, grow a crazy beard, stockpile weapons...an d write greeting cards XD
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If I made a greeting card it would say: "Mom, I know we've both made a lot of mistakes. I'm glad I was your first. Happy Mother's Day!"
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I get it now buffalo bill ha ha
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Must get garden gnomes.
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Lol
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lol got some bad new santa was shot but good news he be okay
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Cards for mother day is torchore
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My best friend is a cat person...
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I got a card too bad your sick but hey it's your birthday and its cancer but your birthdays today and now your dead but its your birthday aw screw it some money with the card
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poodleskye
I need garden gnomes.....
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Great skit awesome Albany NY loves you!!!

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