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Dan Cummins

Comedian Dan Cummins examines the absurdities of American life with a laid-back delivery, a combination that made him one of the most popular comics on the collegiate circuit. While performing at more than 100 schools during the 2007-2008 school year, the Idaho native also made forays into television, landing spots on Comedy Central, The Late Late Show, and Last Comic Standing. Cummins' profile continued to build as he released his debut album, Revenge Is Near, in 2009. After the 2010 Comedy Central special Crazy with a Capital F aired, he toured heavily, appearing at the Aspen Comedy Festival, Montreal Comedy Festival, and the 2011 Nando's Comedy Festival in South Africa. After snagging a weekly slot on Sirius XM's Naked and Fearless show on Blue Collar Radio, Cummins recorded a live set at Portland, Oregon's Helium Comedy Club, which was released in 2012 as Hear This! ~ Andrew Leahey
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Selected Discography

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Track List: Hear This

1. Pinkie Thumbs

2. Power Slide

3. Dead

4. Smoothie Assault

5. Pipe Guy

6. Hipsters

7. The Government

8. Cash Only

9. Slow Stroke

10. Kicking Kids

11. For Real

12. Hear This!

13. Here Come The Spoons

14. Greeting Cards

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Track List: Chinese Affection

1. World's Greatest Unicyclist

2. Trash Can Preacher

3. Mr. Magic Sticks

4. Chinese Affection

5. Six Flags

6. The Department Of Caffeinated Beverage Distribution

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Track List: Crazy With A Capital F (Explicit)

1. Tooth Gremlin

2. Greeting Cards & Garden Gnomes

3. Peanut Butter Is The Answer

4. Super Bears

5. Personal Hygiene

6. "Kyler" & "Monroe"

7. Establish The Alpha Male

8. Picasso Of Lies

9. Unnecessary Vengeance

10. Horrible Thoughts

11. Impossible Violence

12. 150% Creepy (Clowns)

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Track List: Revenge Is Near (Explicit)

1. Slapstick Buffets

2. Jesus, Idaho And Misunderstandings

3. Elevator Game And More

4. Chocolate Squirrelador

5. Revenge Is Near

6. Sasquatch Expert Serial Killer

7. $100,000 Cake

8. Babies, Ponies And Canyons

9. Good Morning Captain

10. Jiggle Once And Wait

11. Scientology

12. Bad Cobra

13. Homeschooler

14. Plans For America

15. I Call Ribs

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Don't read this you will be kissed on the nearest Friday by the love of your life. Tomorrow will will be the best day of your life. Now that you have started reading this don't stop this is so freaky but if you read this and ignore it you will have very bad luck. Put this on 15 songs in 144 minutes when you're done press the spacebar and your crushes name will appear in bright letters on the screen this is so freaky it actually work
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DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE IF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP THIS IS SO FREAKY. But if you read this and ignore it, then you will have very bad luck PUT THIS ON 15 SONGS IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN YOURE DONE PRESS THE SPACE BAR AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS ON THE SCREEN THIS IS SO CREAPY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS
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DON'T READ THIS YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. Tomorrow will bad the best day if your life. Now that you've started reading it doesn't stop. If you read this and ignore it you'll have back luck. Post this on 15 other songs in 143 minuets. When your done press the space bar and your crushes name will appear on the screen in big letters.
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HE WHISPERED TO ME! HERE COME THE SPOONS MOTHERF**KER ! H E R E THIS!
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***can I please have a strawberry smoothie?***
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And.......HE R E COME THE SPOONS MOTHER F**KER!!!!!! ! ! ! ! ! !
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SMOOTHIE GUY!!!!!!!!! ! ! ! ! !
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Yes I did beat the matrix
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I love him! His work is amazing!
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Yes what happened to customer service you get it a coffee shop you should get it from the dmv but no you don't
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Kind of like Tosh but a little less offensive.
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Lol too funny
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so much like Tosh O but not nearly as charming.... .
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I love the violent sense of humor
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You will be kissed on the nearest Friday so go post this 5 times or you will die in 2 days
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FK U PANDORA U EONT LET ME RELISN TO THIS STUF PANDORA UR A F**KIN MONSTER U NEED TO DIE FOR THIS I NEED TO LISN TO HER COME THE SPOONS AGAN
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I love this guy! He sees that pandas SUCK!
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Monroe and Dan slay my life!
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He gets me
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This guy is so f**kin hilarious !
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XDXD
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That is a Jaguar, and this is a winner.
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hahaha love this guy
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He WHISPERED to ME
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Bad cobra, bad!
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Don't read this. You will be kissed on the nearest Friday by the love of your life. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. Now that you have started don't stop. If you ignore this you will have bad luck. Post this on 15 other songs in 143 minutes. When done press space bar and your crushes name will appear. It's creepy but actually works.
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He is pretty good
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theladner128 8
Hilarious, my motivation to become a stand up comic
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dkrb2
really funny guy.
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Pandora has a bio on this guy who is not remotely funny while a comic genius Bill Burr doesn't have a bio...someth i n g is wrong here!
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Here come the spoons...
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I really like his style
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Favorite comedian
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God bless alcohol
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Peanut butter's the answer
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Somewhat entertained
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Fantabulous
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!!
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Dan is high larious
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HE WHISPERED TO ME!
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Lol ����
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So funny
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Tuba is another word for abstinence.
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This post has rustled someones jimmies { ͡• ͜ʖ ͡•}
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bi polar mother f**ker lol
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Wooooooooooo o o o o o o o o o o
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Love this guy
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This joke is called:
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Follow for a follow
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I love hating people on site.
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