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Dan Cummins

Comedian Dan Cummins examines the absurdities of American life with a laid-back delivery, a combination that made him one of the most popular comics on the collegiate circuit. While performing at more than 100 schools during the 2007-2008 school year, the Idaho native also made forays into television, landing spots on Comedy Central, The Late Late Show, and Last Comic Standing. Cummins' profile continued to build as he released his debut album, Revenge Is Near, in 2009. After the 2010 Comedy Central special Crazy with a Capital F aired, he toured heavily, appearing at the Aspen Comedy Festival, Montreal Comedy Festival, and the 2011 Nando's Comedy Festival in South Africa. After snagging a weekly slot on Sirius XM's Naked and Fearless show on Blue Collar Radio, Cummins recorded a live set at Portland, Oregon's Helium Comedy Club, which was released in 2012 as Hear This! ~ Andrew Leahey, Rovi
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He's awesome
5 seconds in I spammed the like Button
his last nameeeee ~ its fab xD
I eat everyone to know that ratmufflerju k k n 3 (previous commenter) is the biggest f**king a**hole in all the world. He isn't naming he jokes you b**ch, he is making it funnier by making up a sarcastic/fu n n y / w i e r d name to say in the show to get more laughs. It's sad tat you don't understand the world of comedy.
I killed a man... Because he WISPERED TO ME!!!!! The body was found full of spoons.
HE WHISPERED TO ME
ben.black02
This is not fake apparently if you copy and paste this on ten comments u will have the best day of your life tomorrow. U will either be asked out or kissed if u break this chain you will see a little girl in ur window tonight. In the next 53 minutes someone will say I love you or I'm sorry
Made me giggle a little....
One of the best comedians out there.
Garbage stand up comedian. Thumbs down
I love his last name
ratmufflerju k i n 3
Why does he name his jokes, Immediately I hate. Him
Hey Dan are you going to have a show in Texas
"Here come the spoons..."
sbergen3
Lol ..... He whispered to me!!!!!!¡
p.hince5
Love him
Dans comments remind us that it is always sad when cousins mate
A moldy sack of taters that were left in the mud. xD
He whispered to me!!!!!!!!
HERE COME THE SPOONS MOTHER F'ER
jsmith960041
This guy makes my day:)
This freaked me out!This isnt fake apparently u copy and paste this on 10 comments you will have the best day tomrorow.U will either get asked out or kissed.If you break this chain you will see a dead girl in your room tonight.In the next 53 min someone will say i love you or im sorry
The Tooth Gremlin !!! ;)
Hahahaha so funny!!!!!!
danielworley 4 7 0
Jeepers dad it's kinda spooky here
"he whispered to me!" So funny.
This freaked me out! This isn't fake appearently u copy and paste this on 10 different comments you will have the best day tommorow. U will either get asked out or kissed. If you break this chain you will see a dead girl in your room tonight. In the next 53 min someone will say I love you or I'm sorry.
turnergreens c a p e s
Dan,
I appreciate the response man. i had asked u about shows in Atlanta a couple months back. I hope it'll change for ya too...if it does, ill be there. I'm in the busy time of the year for my business anyways....b u t it'll slow down soon for the fall/winter, and when it does maybe we can come see ya out of town. Thanks again....tak e care. Andrew
HERE COME THE SPOONS MOTHERF**KER ! ! ! ! ! Lmao!!!
metalglutton
Love thus guy he's sooooo funny!!!
gcherm681
I love the one where his daughter hurts him!!
Thanks Dan!
Hit me up on face book imputemailad r e s s h e r e On;y advice I really have is go on stage as much as you can, write every day, and record and watch your sets so you can figure out what you liked, didn't like. Business-wis e , I'm not the guy anyone should talk to about a career in comedy. Email Kevin Hart :)
Many people are funnier then Kevin Hart. He's hardly funny at all.
Mer mer mer
U r funnier than Kevin Hart
What's up with Dan and clowns lol
Hear this
Hey dan I am an aspiring comic from the Chicago milwuakee area and I was hoping you might be able to give me some advice
bugcliff99
This is funny
Haven't been to Atlanta much turnergreens c a p e s , but hopefully that changes in 2015.
The anwser is peanut butter
Spider-Man - "Come closer, I can't help you!" Roll credits
turnergreens c a p e s
Dan.....do you come to the Atlanta area very much? Would love to see your act.
Yes The ODST momo14. Although I bet other men named Dan Cummins would argue that they are real as well :)
Is that Dan cummins? The real Dan cummins?
Well played ShephardOfFi r e - ha! Love that one.
Is his name cummins ? Like u know c*m Like semon
Its hard to be an expert in things that dont exist I beg to differ. What about clergymen?
Here come the spoons mother f**ker


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