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Dan Cummins

Comedian Dan Cummins examines the absurdities of American life with a laid-back delivery, a combination that made him one of the most popular comics on the collegiate circuit. While performing at more than 100 schools during the 2007-2008 school year, the Idaho native also made forays into television, landing spots on Comedy Central, The Late Late Show, and Last Comic Standing. Cummins' profile continued to build as he released his debut album, Revenge Is Near, in 2009. After the 2010 Comedy Central special Crazy with a Capital F aired, he toured heavily, appearing at the Aspen Comedy Festival, Montreal Comedy Festival, and the 2011 Nando's Comedy Festival in South Africa. After snagging a weekly slot on Sirius XM's Naked and Fearless show on Blue Collar Radio, Cummins recorded a live set at Portland, Oregon's Helium Comedy Club, which was released in 2012 as Hear This! ~ Andrew Leahey, Rovi
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150% creepy
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Okay who ever said this man sounds like tobuscus. Like wtf why and how
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LASER ROCKETS!!!!! ! ! ! ! ! ! L A S E R ROCKETS!!!!! ! ! ! IVE GOT ONE MASHMELLOW MINIGUN
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Butt f**k a bald eagle
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tiroffk
I love this so much he is so funny
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abesdad
He sounds like Tobuscus
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tullpony79
Skinny women w mustaches.
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wow
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Hear come the spoons motherf***er
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This guy is great
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"He whispered to me"
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department of caffeinated beverage distribution ! ! XDXDXDXDXD
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I think this guy is the best comedian that I have ever heard.
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bwahahaha!!! !
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Omg SLOW STROKE!!!
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I wish these mothers would stop trying to get us to 're post stuff
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Dan Cummins is awesome
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Hey, to those of u with religious issues, get a life okay
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Slow stroke guy
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That's why I don't like organized religion. Always asking for handouts. Almost don't even ask anymore. Just put their hands out. If they really need renovations they can get a loan and god can help them pay it back, if their cause is truly holy. Which it is not. So they ask for your money, so they have a nice place to invite people to take more money. This s**t has been going on since religion was created. They pocket the cash.
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Huh gay
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I want to throw spoons at kids at my school (idiots)
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Aren't you the smoothie guy?
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42penguin42
He whispered to me!
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I don't find him funny at all
where's the humor?
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We should make this man president
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I always die laughing at "Ow, Godd-mmit!"
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lier

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hey I just fineshed that thing it didn't work
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rocklvr89
Just saw Dan live in SD, @ Mad House ! Hilarious show, had the place sold out and full of laughs.
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Here come the spoons motherf**ker
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This guy is a genius
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Come to Atlanta man. You are awesome!!
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ᕼE'ᔕ ᔕO ᗩᗯᔕOᗰᒪY ᖴᑌᑎᑎY, ᗩᑎᗪ ᗪᗩᑎE ᑕOOK 2.. TᕼEY ᗰᗩKE ᗰE ᒪᗩᑌGᕼ TIᒪᒪ
ᗰY ᔕIᗪEᔕ ᕼᑌᖇT... ~Roflmao~
������ TᕼEY'ᒪᒪ GET YOᑌ ᒪᗩᑌGᕼIᑎG EᐯEᖇY TIᗰE....����
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Right
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That's comment is crap that'd happen 2 me like 5 times still here
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I always laugh when people fall down
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Dan, all Band kids do is smoke weed and have sex. At least the least dweeb members
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I just realized that Chuck Norris is on this album.
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He's awesome
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5 seconds in I spammed the like Button
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his last nameeeee ~ its fab xD
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I eat everyone to know that ratmufflerju k k n 3 (previous commenter) is the biggest f**king a**hole in all the world. He isn't naming he jokes you b**ch, he is making it funnier by making up a sarcastic/fu n n y / w i e r d name to say in the show to get more laughs. It's sad tat you don't understand the world of comedy.
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I killed a man... Because he WISPERED TO ME!!!!! The body was found full of spoons.
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HE WHISPERED TO ME
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Made me giggle a little....
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One of the best comedians out there.
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Garbage stand up comedian. Thumbs down
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I love his last name
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