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Slow Stroke

Features of This Track

male experiences
sick jokes
anecdotes
sexual jokes
jokes about homosexuality
blue humor
shock humor
satirical observations
explicit content
comedy from the 2010s
many other comedic similarities

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This has to be my favorite Dan Cummins story. By far
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Damn I remember when I first heard this track i was listening to it in my room and i was with my ridiculously Christian nurse and s**t even she thought it was hilarious and maybe even she would consider that all homosexuals go to hell but then again I don't think that she would like to see any homosexuals in heaven because she's been condemning them since the day I met her and it's actually a pretty funny thing because she's the mother of some of the toughest girls that I have ever seen because
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I hate the one person with the obnoxious laugh at every comedy show. The one lady at this one made me want to shoot her, like holy s**t WHY!
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I jerk off
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LOL slowstroke
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Hmmm
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samanthaslem p
Lolz ^_^
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Omg slow stroke!
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Here come the spoons
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Dan Cummins overall is hilarious xD

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