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Plans For America

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surpising juxtapositions
subject explorations
a self-satisfied delivery
jokes about government
jokes about crime & punishment
dark humor
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explicit content
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Yes.... XD
I love how they realized what he was going to say when he mentioned the homeless people and military.
Get in the paper mache shuttle
Lol
@Vanellope Von Schweetz
It's not that homeless people have been in the military, it's that most hobos pretend to be ex-military to produce more pity, and thus more free stuff.
That's not funny! Saying homeless people aren't real people! That's not cool!
Funny
You know a small majority of homeless people has one time or another been in the military. Because this f**king government doesn't care. Which is why I left to run my country of Sugar Rush. XD. But seriously it's true the government doesnt care.
Oh my. I never even thought about this. Putting our homeless folks in the military would help them and our country both. IT MAKES SENSE. O.o
put on your leatards b**ches
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Hi

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Words of wisdom
Who do you think are the black ops agents?
I think that all those ideas are awesome
Im sending nana on a warm space shuttle. Stop ur b**ching.
I love that he says that joke is called I thought you were with me. Lol
So hilarious
omgdude34
That joke's called I thought you were with me.

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