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Scientology

Features of This Track

subject explorations
a sarcastic delivery
religious jokes
a wide variety of subject matter
dark humor
satirical observations
2000s era comedy
many other comedic similarities

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Heaven Hogger!
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As if all religions aren't stupid
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Don't listen to this in class. You'll sound insane
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Lol
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THOU SHAL HONK
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betsymcclima n s
I know where I'm going. .. do you?
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One of my friends is trying to make Raptor Jesus a recongized God in Arizona :)
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Thou shalt...honk for me XD
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Haha I love the Scientology jokes it's a joke u ignorant b**ches like really
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Reeeeaaaalll y y y y y PIIISSSSSSEE D D ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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I did this... Minus the video camera. I just got some 1st graders to do this and the parents were pissed. Im 13. :-(
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Fallow me
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IKR
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That is THE BEST plan ever. Somebody needs to follow through with it.

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