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Features of This Track

subject explorations
a sarcastic delivery
a boastful attitude
a fast delivery
dark humor
shock humor
satirical observations
explicit content
comedy from the 2010s
many other comedic similarities

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Mace vs Silly String... Well I thought Silly String would work- better stop carrying around this silly string then.
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Um just cut your losses can't tell me how to live sign "WACK" girl wore a cast for a year I punted a guys head over 90 yards! So he replaced his sister's pepper spray with silly string that night she got raped. Years a call down stars he answered the phone and all he hears is YOU SON OF A B**CH YOU GOT ME SOOO GO. Follow for a follow
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Funny stuff
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"'How did you break your leg?' She gets to say,'I f**king punted a guys head 90 yards!'" ROFL! Also, I never got the Jim Gaffigan reference. It took me forever!
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He keep saying Trina but it was KAtrina
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Thanks Sandra!
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Hey! Cut your losses!
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.___________ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ .






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YOU SON OF A B**CH! YOU GOT ME SO GOOD!
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Hot pocket is Jim Gaffigan
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omfg xD
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U son of a b**ch
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This is so funny :D
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jacob.shanno n 6
Dude this guy is hilarious
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Hot pocket!
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I decapitated a kid head 90 yards, awesome!!!!! ! ! - that would be me.
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JIM GAFFIGAN REFERENCE
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Damn I used to know a comedian who used to always says hot pocket" after his jokes
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Say iPhone 5 times
Say a color
Send this comment 5 times
Look under yo pillow
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FALCON KEEEYIIICCCC K K K
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I like this song. With Daniel Tosh
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Hoooooot pocket. JIM GAFFIGAN!!!! ! !
No...MAC AND CHEESE! I want three sides!!!!!!! ! !
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been following tosh from the beginning
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Gay
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Natalie... That's really sad...
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Mac and cheese
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He is awsome as crap
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Damn I love this guy he's so f**king funny and I wonder if Jim gaffigan was the one who wrote the end of the joke because I know that he loves/hates hot pockets lmao I have to say that I truly appreciate all that this guy has given me as a comedic aspect in my life
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cjhascars
His stories are soo f**ked up but soo FUNNY
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FALCONNNNNN KICKKKKKK!!! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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Trina 2: God's still crying
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I PUNTED A GUYS HEAD 90 YARDS!!! (Anyone gonna make a falcon kick reference)
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Yeah! Raiders reference!
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Silly string pepper spray
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Hilarious. He makes the six flags story HILARIOUS!!! !
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Sign: HEY CUT YOUR LOSSES
Boy: what? HAVE YOU SEEN ME IN THAT HAT? Not today fence
Me: lol XD
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Lol
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Hoooot pocket.


Did Jim start the next one?! XD
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I heard hot pocket right before this
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kristeen.joh n s o n 5 1
How am I going to make this funny for the audience here goes
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bball13jg
JANIKOWSKI
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christscomma n d o
"Daniel! This is gonna really hurt. Hooooot Pocket!" XD
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Mac And Cheese!!!!!!
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Mak and cheez ahhhh I want 3 sidessss!
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Don't tell me how to live signs!XD
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gmopic
Until now...
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gmopic
NO NO MAK AND CHEEZ GAAAAHH I WANT THREE SIDES!!!
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gmopic
Haowed u brake yr legg??
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XD XD XD -
follow me i follow you
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NO NO MAC AND CHEEZ AAAH I WANT 3 SIDES!
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