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Please Kill Me

Features of This Track

subject explorations
a boastful attitude
a sarcastic delivery
a fast delivery
a wide variety of subject matter
body image jokes
dark humor
shock humor
explicit content
comedy from the 2010s
many other comedic similarities

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Please kill me
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It's supposed to be on land, you dick!
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Why is nobody talking about the title
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You are a troll! You're gunna have to work!
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New York gets all the cool plane crashes XD
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It's supposed to be on LAND, you DICK!
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who are you even lookin at sea biscuit XD
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sonicisone24 3 5
Anus Air
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F*rt
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Who are u even lookin at, Seabiscuit?! ? ! ? !
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F*rt
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Love this guy!
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Damn I love this guy he's so f**king funny but then again I would probably be arrested for sexual harassment or possibly even rape if I ever grabbed a couple of girls by the croch or even tried to say anything like that to a women especially seeing as I can't even walk let alone stand up by myself so just imagine some over weight mentally and physically injured grown a** man who is in a wheelchair
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I like this song. With Daniel Tosh
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This song reminds me of Jeff the killer!! Idk why
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Niko u will get a girlfriend but she leaves if you don't post this on 25 songs that u like in the next 10 minutes
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You will be kissed on Friday. Tomorrow will be the best day ever post this on five songs within 143 minutes. If you don't you will die in two days.
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"What are you even looking at seabiscuit?" This is horrible why am i laughing XD
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f*rting
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faaarrtt
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f*rt
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ccopanas5
I follow followers
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I know it's crazy.lol
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F*rt
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F*rt
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Nice hair @laurinda
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:o
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F**k you tosh lol
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WHO ARE YOU EVEN LOOKING AT SEA BISCUT!
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Don't read this because it actually works. You will be kissed on the nearest possible Friday by the love of you life. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. However if you don't post this you will die in 2 days. Now you've started reading so don't stop. This is so scary put this on at least 5 songs in 143 minutes. When done press f6 and your lover's name will come on the screen in big letters. This is so scary because it actually works
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HE IS AWESOME
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all of u others hoo hate him go f**k ur self bi***es so h**l wit u
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1 2 3 IN THAT ORDER!
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Have a Twinkie and get good at math!
Me: looks at Twinkie in hand shoves in mouth and studies math
Mom: what are you doing
Me: I'm doing what Daniel Tosh told me! Shoving a Twinkie in my mouth and getting good a math so I can be a super model!
Mom: *face palm* one day child you are going to learn he isn't always the best advice giver...
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You will be kissed on Friday. Tomorrow will be the best day ever post this on five songs within 143 minutes. If you don't you will die in two days.
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Booo! What is this? It's supposed to be on land you DICK! XD
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gmopic
BEST IN SHOW!! Lol

-Julianne
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Boooo! What is THIS!? It's supposed to be on land, you DICK!
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I luv him. He's awesome. I love his show so much.
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It's supposed to b on land u DICK!!!
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If only George Washington was this honest.
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This is checking hilarious follow for a follow
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Someone gust clapped and is a v
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Boo! Its supposed to be on land! Hahaha
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Too funny
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8===D
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New York gets all the cool plane crashes
Haha
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Daniel tosh is hilarious
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