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Features of This Track

hostile comedy
a sarcastic delivery
religious jokes
dark humor
insult comedy
comedy from the 2010s
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Almost died laughing. Holy f**k!
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caide77
"And I thought, what would Jesus do...... So I burned him and sent him to hell" XD !!!!!! I ❤️ Daniel Tosh
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I once tried tousling a midgets hair, they kicked my a**
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caide77
Givin handjobs to midgets !!!! Call me when he c*ms !!!!!! HAHAHA LMFAO !!!
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Ha can you find the g spot now
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Hahaha omg omg hahah
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Spinach is a lot like butt sex
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Go thing I wore my gouluches
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Son of a preacher? How the hell do I become more like Tosh lol
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Please follow me? I like this song. With Daniel Tosh
My friend Dj like Daniel Tosh
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call me when he c*ms lmfao
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Spinach is a lot like buttsex... Lol
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This is a bit graphic
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OOOOOOOO A LAP DANCE IS SOO MUCH BETTER WHEN THE STRIPPER IS CRYYYYING
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LOL teetering on stupid!
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what... did... I... just... watch...?!
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XD XD XD XD XD
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Tosh.o is better
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lol love Daniel Tosh..always a laugh!
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LMFAO
Whatever lesbo
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Good thing I wore me galoshes!
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Baahahahaha i guess your out giving hand jobs to midgits just call me when that little fella c*ms lmao
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I love tosh he is soo funny ^.^
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Why do people quote the jokes on these quotes? We all just listened to it. What the...?
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*Tosh starts his first joke* I DISAGREE!!! Jk
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Check out his show on Comedy Central! Tosh.0 is a show focused on YouTube videos gone viral!
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Hj to LPs
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Love this dude funny as hell
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Follow me I WILL follow back
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Not answering ur phone in the movies lol what woul Jesus do
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WWJD....so lit him on fire and sent him to hell. XD
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COMIC GENIUS!
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I love Daniel tosh
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Crap is funny
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That's kinda graphic MIDGET HANDJOB?!
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What would jesus do... So i lit him on fire and sent him to hell
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So I lit him on fire and sent him to h*ll
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Love Daniel Tosh haha
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So I lit him on fire and sent home to hell. XD
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Ahahaha Daniel Tosh is awesome
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WWJD< lol
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Lmfao, Tosh is soo funny.
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Dear god a 90ft Vagina?
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lol i did the handjobs to midgets thing to my friend once
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"If you need a bracelet to tell you what to do how about you take it off and snap yourself in the eye" lmfao(:
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Who would want to see porn at an imax look to your left,guy jackenit right, you see a Wilson shall bye bye
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Lol
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Hes Aesop funny
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Okay am I the only one who realizes that when he says WWJD was upside down, that it would read: MMrD? like whenever I hear that the word Murder pops in my mind for some odd reason...
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