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Features of This Track

hardcore rap influence
west coast rap influences
danceable beats
syncopated beats
heavy use of guest rappers
consistent rhyme patterns
group rap arrangements
explicit lyrics
lyrics that use twisted humor
boastin' lyrics
a repetitive song structure
a bumpin' kick sound
heavy drums
synth riffs
a dry recording sound
subtle use of noise effects
lo-fi production

These are just a few of the hundreds of attributes cataloged for this track by the Music Genome Project.

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I've got a five dollar five dollar foot long
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stalkingslug
Is this the official theme song of the GOP Primaries?
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I wonder how people come up with songs like this
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IM LAUGINF SO HARD I LOVE THIS SHDHDB
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omg lmao
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Luv it! haha
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My dick bigger then the galaxy yo dick smaller then yo moms p**sy
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My dick is better
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My dick its like supersize
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Haha :)
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Dumm faggots lol
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omg hilarious
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Ridiculously funny lol never gets old
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Haha I love this song
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People who hate this song probably have a circumcised penis. (My opinion) I personally found this song funny.
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funny
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this is gay and stupid
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loganmk45
This song is so gay and stupid
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Kiss your left hand and post this on two other songs, look under your pillow
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This song I funny why don't people understand that it's a joke
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s.m.faulkner
So much whining in these comments. Just sit back and enjoy the dick comparison rap version of dueling banjos.
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wtf is this song its so f**king retarded who cares about your dick? you guys have no life.
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pumkins can get pretty small
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looks like harry coalmen LOL
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This song.... Omfg.... Hahhahahahah a h a h a h a h a h a h a h h a h a
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lol
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Two french fries xD
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wasnt this by mickey d?
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Omg what the literal f**k is this XD
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Ladies, please understand. This is all about penis envy and Male pattern bonding. Don't ask....
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Leave Richards Cranium out of this...!
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My d**k is like super sized your d**k I like 2 fries
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I ran out of skips
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I'll take out just enough to beat you.
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My Dick is so big,
It makes yours look like a nig(ger).
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You retarded if you can't sing about any thing else
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Oh, but this song xD <3
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Why do u guys Care about how big your dick is. Who gives a literal crap
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PS we got dicks like Jesus
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Your WHAT O-0 ?!
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My dick is like super sized ur dick look like two fries
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My dick nuff said xD
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N**ga dats gay.
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emblem3isemb l e m 3
Really?? -_-
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emblem3isemb l e m 3
EW.....

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MY DICK, IS BIGGA THAN A BRIDGE!
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Hahaha, wow, just wow lol
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This is wow.
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This is Micky Avalon
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Wow
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