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Doug Stanhope

"Brutal" is an adjective usually reserved for death metal bands and horror movies, but thanks to the bitter, trashy, and very funny Doug Stanhope, it's a descriptor found stickered across CDs and DVDs in the comedy section. Born and raised in Worcester, Massachusetts, Stanhope originally moved to L.A. for his big break, but his career didn't take off until he gave up on California and moved to Las Vegas in 1990. In 1997, he was selling his ACID Bootleg album at shows; a year later he released his official debut, Great White Stanhope, on the Uproar label. The appropriately titled Sicko followed in 1999 with a picture of a "marital aid" on the cover, then Something to Take the Edge Off landed in 2000 courtesy of the Stand Up label. By then he had earned a loyal following thanks to constant touring plus appearances on Howard Stern's radio show, so in 2001 it was no surprise when he was hired by the Comedy Central cable network for his first television special. In 2002, he released Die Laughing and was named "One of the Top Ten Comedians to Watch" by Variety magazine. Hosting numerous volumes of the Girls Gone Wild adult video series, plus co-hosting the television show The Man Show with his friend Joe Rogan helped pay the bills, but standup was still Stanhope's main interest, and he got back to it with the 2004 CD/DVD set Deadbeat Hero. After running as a Libertarian candidate for President of the United States in 2008 -- Stanhope lost to that year's Democratic candidate Barack Obama in what was a landslide -- he released Live from Cape Fear in 2009. Recorded at a European tour stop in Norway, Oslo: Burning the Bridge to Nowhere followed in 2011. In 2012, he hit the road with Doug Stanhope's Big Stink Comedy Tour and released Before Turning the Gun on Himself..., a recording of his Showtime cable television network special. ~ David Jeffries
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Selected Discography

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Track List: Beer Hall Putsch

1. Drink To Have A Good Time

2. The Lady And The Champ

3. I Can Do Nothing Better Than You

5. Occupy Elsewhere

6. Incentive-Based Eugenics

7. Triage The Charity

8. 10k Fun Run For Nothing

10. I Am Gay

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Track List: Oslo: Burning The Bridge To Nowhere (Explicit)

Disc 1

1. Noah

2. New Oslo

3. Royalty

4. Dead Peoples' Baggage

5. Olympics

6. Complete Unemployment

7. What Have You Done For Me Lately?

8. Stinkless P**sy

9. Strong Target

10. Spinning Dildo

11. Go-Kart Track Massacre

12. Suicide In Finland

13. What's He Building In There?

14. Abortion Is Green

15. Stomping Kittens

16. First Midget Bullfighter

17. Ugly Woman Who Could Sing

18. Spaceship To Glarkk

19. Genghis F**k Scenes

20. Shame And Self-Awareness

21. Erectile Function

22. "Hello, Sarah?"

23. Blort

24. Jizzoons

25. Drambuie

26. Freemarket P**sy

Disc 2
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Track List: From Across The Street

1. Funny Thing About Child Porn

2. Blog This!

3. You Ruined The Man Show

4. A Reputation For Violence

5. You Get What You Deserve

6. Preventative Medicine

7. Dominatrix Health Care

8. Suicidal Species

9. For Only Two Dollars A Month You Can Keep This Kid Alive Long Enough To Produce Six More People Who Have Nothing To Eat

10. Monogamy

11. Don't Talk To Strangers

13. Goodnite, Clark Adams

14. Bonus

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Track List: Deadbeat Hero

1. Steal S**t And Quit

2. Leading You Into Battle

3. He's Just Drunk

4. Credit Where Credit Is Due

5. Medical Marijuana

6. New Holes

7. Two-Headed Baby

8. Breakfast Trannies

10. Benefit For Fallen Officers

12. Troop Support(Er)

13. Rules Of War

15. What To Do About Mother

16. Subway Breakfast

17. Immigration

18. Vasectomy

19. Abortion

20. Priest Molestation

21. Marriage Is Gay

22. Liberty And Justice For Who?

23. Until The Mongols Come Over The Hills

24. Democracy Is A Flawed Theory

25. Trade Out

26. Not Guilty

27. Free Country

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Track List: Die Laughing

1. Stillborn Liver

2. Dui/Madd

3. Drugs Are For Kids

5. Hair In My Food

6. Get Off The Field, You Suck!

7. School Shootings

8. Cowards

9. Ants

10. Wisdom

11. President Doug

13. Try Sodomy!

14. Pro Abortion

15. Lucky In Love

16. Stuff I Should Have Edited Out But Didn't

17. Eeewwww!

18. The Upside Of Sexual Abuse

19. To Tell You The Truth

20. Potty Mouth

21. The Beautiful People

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Track List: Sicko (Explicit)

1. No Holes Barred

2. Mom

3. Someone's Been Sleeping In My Bed

5. Ecstasy

6. For The Man Who Has Everything

7. The Perfect Girl

8. Tits Are Illegal

9. Smoke This

11. The Banana Lady

12. Sicko

13. The Transvestite Hooker Incident

14. Big Dick Dreams

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Track List: A Little Something To Take The Edge Off

1. Vice

2. Real Stories

3. Top Ten Laws

4. Quitter

5. Live Life

6. Suicide

7. Dead Sport (Behind The Comedy)

9. Scared Straight

10. Don't Pull Your Dick Out

11. A Matter Of Size

12. Big Rubber Fist

13. Pace Yourself

14. Destroying Your Body

15. Shake The Baby

16. Freak Shows

17. Offensive To Midgets

18. End The Hate

19. The Tit F**k Joke In It's Entirety

20. Excess In Moderation

21. Bobbie Barnett

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Track List: Before Turning The Gun On Himself ...

1. Hangover

2. Dr. Drew Is To Medicine What David Blaine Is To Science

3. AA Is A Poorly Constructed Cult And Doesn't Work

4. Just Move

5. My Piss Stinks

6. Simple Man

7. Keynesian Economic Theory As Applied To Private Sector Independent Contracting

8. Giant Black C**k

9. It's A Party, Not Daycare, A**hole

10. Bisbee Thrill Ride

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Doug has to run for president again. He's got my vote
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Noone like this dude...
Legendary comic
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The story about his moms suicide was comically beautiful
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How f**king much money do you make dude, ah, f**k you I'm a fan it's funny ,I drink and put you on
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Brilliant, brilliant, severely underrated genius.
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He is pretty fucken funny
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I f**king love this man
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Doug is the Carlin of the oo,s
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The only one talking about kick f**king a girl with cerebal palsy!
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Consistently flawless logic.
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Easily one of the best comics out there..
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@Sergiosturg e o n let me guess you must be one of those f*gs that should've been aborted. You lame ignorant c*m-guzzling flag.
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Lowbrow
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Butt f**k a bald eagle
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timteague88
Brilliant. Stanhope-Nel s o n 2016
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The best.
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No sugar coating, no BS... pure comedic fury! Love it!
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darrintucker 9 9
Stanhope is unrelentingl y funny. The greats are far and few between. Add his name to the list in bold letters. There can only be one and he is it.
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He's awesome and truthful, change stations if u don't like it
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sergiosturge o n , you don't know sit. Doug is one of the most unregulated and innovative comics I've ever heard. And I've listened to most of them. You must be afraid of the truth he speaks.
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This guy is a f**king degenerate.. . n o t funny.
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He nails it!!
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This dude is pure entertainmen t
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I hope he realizes how true of a genius he really is. Hopefully his self-degrada t i o n is more part of his act rather than his perception of his actual self. Very few people have the talent/abili t y to do what he does, which is taking dark subject matter, or anything really- whether true or fictitious- and turning it into something that's simply hilarious; sharp and witty. I pray he doesn't end up the way of Mitch Hedberg, Greg Giraldo and all the others who went too soon. ....A scanner darkly- may
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My absolute favorite comic. Hicks and Carlin were my all time favorites but Stanhope is undeniable and in my opinion, more funny.
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Stanhope is the best. At least he's honest and doesn't pander to the f**k faces. Fluffy needs to get shot in the face by Stanhope!
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Seriously... . snakeman needs a joint or something.
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zach.reising e r
I guess snakeman doesnt understand comedy.....
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Not funny
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My favorite comedian.
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zach.reising e r
Stanhope is thee s**t.
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deadbeat hero is my favorite piece of comedic work of all time. deadbeat hero and bill hicks' relentless, two best comedic albums ever.
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skidflap
F**k ya bisbee rocks
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Doug Stanhope, Jim Norton, and
Joe Rogan....
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doug is a true genius and hes really only getting better, i hope he understands that, and doesnt grow too bored of the s**t that he does. A true living comedic legend.
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Lol... Good Sh!t...
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I just get Stanhope's comedy. One of my favorites
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coyotessuck
Stanhope is the s**t! Favorite truth teller of all time.
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This guy is a douchebag.
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Greatest comic to ever live
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#1 comedy needs to come back to Jacksonville fl. I would buy out the place
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He is a commentator of life not a stand-up comedian
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I need to know the next time he's coming to Pittsburgh anybody knows please let me know
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Haaaaaaaaaaa a a a a ! Its not really comedy. Its truth disguised as comedy.
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So f**king hilarious!
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He is the funniest comedian. I never get sick of listening to him!
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Brutally honest....St a n h o p e is the man
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I'll never get tired of listening to Stanhope's rants and brutal opinions. I believe that when he dies, he'll become legendary.
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GO SEE STANHOPE LIVE! See him in the smallest club possible.

I was at a standing room only show in Portland, OR. at Dante's in 2008. I was within 40 ft away from the stage throughout the show.

At one point he pulled a ratty, folded piece of legal pad paper from his pocket to find the subjects to rant about. I can imagine how different each show that weekend differed from the last.
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