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Eugene Mirman

Absurdist standup Eugene Mirman was a leading light of the New York City alternative comedy scene, earning a cult following in indie rock circles for his performances in support of bands including Yo La Tengo, the Shins, and Modest Mouse. Born in the Soviet Union in 1974, Mirman was four years old when his family immigrated to the U.S., settling in Boston. After graduating from Hampshire College, where he developed his own major in comedy, Mirman launched his standup career at small Boston venues like the Green Street Grill before relocating to New York City in 2000. One of the first comedians to embrace the Internet as a new creative platform, he soon attracted national attention for his website, eugenemirman.com, home to the Marvelous Crooning Child (an animated image of a toddler-age Mirman singing classic rock favorites) as well as many of his short films. Multimedia clips also emerged as a critical element of Mirman's stage act, and his 2004 debut album, The Absurd Nightclub Comedy of Eugene Mirman, was released as a CD/DVD package. Like many standups of his generation, Mirman eschewed traditional comedy venues in favor of indie rock clubs, regularly opening for musical acts as well as the Stella troupe. With Bobby Tisdale and Holly Schlesinger, he also produced the weekly alt-comedy variety showcase Invite Them Up, and in the spring of 2006 released his first Sub Pop effort, En Garde, Society! His second release for the label, God Is a Twelve Year Old Boy with Asperger's, followed in 2009. In 2011, he joined the cast of the animated series Bob's Burgers, voicing the character of Gene Belcher. In 2013 he released the aptly titled album An Evening of Comedy in a Fake Underground Laboratory, followed in 2015 by I'm Sorry (You're Welcome). ~ Jason Ankeny
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Selected Discography

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Track List: An Evening Of Comedy In A Fake, Underground Laboratory

Disc 1

1. Open / Wake Up Call And Two Other Jokes

2. Tea Party Website

3. I Fell Down In London! Oh, And Bought A Phone!

4. Political Chalk, Audition, Bicyclist And Pilates

5. Q&A: Advice For The Audience

6. Sbarro Slogan And Anti-Abortion Billboard (Unrelated)

7. Messages On Napkins At Bars

8. Touring My Set, But First Two Other Jokes

9. Christian Mingle And My Childhood Notebook

10. I Met A Fan Of The Earth

11. My Time Warner Cable Newspaper Ad

12. Jokes With A Theremin!

13. A Guest Shopping At Marshalls

14. I Bought Ads On Facebook!

Disc 2
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Track List: God Is A Twelve Year Old Boy With Aspergers

1. Hello And Several Jokes On Topics Ranging From Elevators To Goofing Around On A Whale Watch

2. My Gas Got Shut Off Boo!

3. Vancouver, Detroit And Bears!

4. Divisive Online Banner Ads

5. America Is Better Than Abortion

6. The Questionable Polls Of Russia Today

7. I Found An Ipod

9. Classmates.Com

10. Sex, ??? Airlies And Videotape: A Three-Part Radio Play Very Based On A True Story

11. My Letter To ??? Airlines, Your Postcard To ??? Airlines

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Track List: En Garde Society

1. Ever Get Drunk And...?, Edinburgh

2. Joking And Lying, Jack In The Box, Extreme Bowling

3. Truth Or Dare, Dogs, Tube Steak Sex Guys

4. Leaning In Chelsea, Born Gay, Gay Brother, Sneezing

5. Movie, Deep-Fried Stuffed Cheeseburger, What Kind Of Animal?, Red Tide, Abortion

6. The Right Stuff

7. Girlfriend, American Airlines, Scientists

8. Grandmother

9. Revolve (The Complete New Testament In The Form Of A Teen Magazine)

11. Letters To Nouns

13. Coupons For The Audience

14. Driving And Thinking

15. The Goodnight Song

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Track List: The Absurd Nightclub Comedy Of Eugene Mirman

1. Hello, Credit Card, Fidelity, Kids Say The Darndest Things

2. Seattle, Steakhouse

3. Florida

4. Dog, Dreams Predict The Future, My Own Culture, Jewish

5. Stalking, Bathroom

6. Russina And Atari

7. Teen Wolf, Gay Marriage, Gay Rights

8. Million, Rent A Car, Terminator And Matrix, My Day

9. I'm Nervous, Virginity, People Quoting Stuff They've Read, Not Funny To..., Being Followed

10. Shapes For Sale

11. Skatepunk, Ice Cream Store, Talking Dirty, Protestor On The Street, Terrible Prostitute, Nerd

12. Cupid

13. Fleet

14. Special Ed, Ladies?, Grandmother, Religion

15. Pot Ads

16. Mirman

17. Face Joke Dance Party (Dub Plasma Edit)

18. Unknown

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Track List: I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

Disc 1

1. Introduction, A Gift From Derrick

2. Some Jokes That Have To Do With My Girlfriend, A Hotel In Boston, A Man In Provincetown, Twitter, Time Vs. Timing, A Neck Pillow

3. Sub Pop Showcase At SxSW

4. Ask A Pastor

5. Some Jokes That Touch Upon Religion, Guitar Center

6. A LinkedIn Profile

7. The Time I Was Mugged In Mexico With Michael Stipe

8. Girlfriend, Khaleesi, Any Questions, Making A ‘Zine

9. Contacting Celebrities On Facebook

10. Not Happy With A Parking Ticket I Got In Portsmouth, NH

11. Paintings I Made To Showcase At My Local Whole Foods

12. I Marry A Couple From The Audience On Stage

Disc 2

1. Welcome To The Meditation, Please Get Comfortable

2. The Body

3. Feet & Legs

4. Tummy, Doodle & Hoo-Hoo

5. Heart

6. Throat, Arms & Hands

7. Head

8. Thank You Body, Simple Ways To Relax

Disc 3

1. Introduction

2. Horse

3. Horse Galloping

4. Horse III

5. Duck

6. Duck II

7. Dog

8. Cat

9. Cat Purring

10. Cat Asking For Directions

11. Two Sheep Arguing

12. Mice Making Fried Rice

13. Bear

14. Wolf

15. Fox Embarrassed About His Boner

16. Giraffe Sleeping

17. Turtle

18. Turtle II

19. Chicken Prostitue Haggling

20. Shark

21. Toilet Flushing

22. Blender

23. Automatic Door Opening

24. Doorbell

25. Alarm Clock

26. Frying Pan Sizzle

27. Teapot Whistle

28. Dishwasher Running

29. Telephone Ringing

30. Telephone Falling On The Ground

31. Shower Running

32. Crackling Fire

33. VCR Ejecting A Tape

34. Group Of Businessmen Agreeing

35. Baby Locked In A Dresser

36. F*rt

37. Long F*rt

38. F*rt III

39. Little Girl Crying

40. Man Walking In Boots

41. Screaming Man

42. Screaming Woman Who Sounds Like A Man

43. TV Audience Clapping At Food

44. Drum Circle

45. Rave

46. Last Guy At A Rave

47. Train

48. Steam Engine

49. Neon Sign

50. Motorcycle

51. Scanning An Item

52. Feeling For A Ripe Avocado

53. Jihadist After Seeing About A Boy

54. Jack-In-The-Box

55. Jigsaw Puzzle

56. Fire Truck

57. Video Game

58. Italian Person Eating A Pizza Pie

59. Naturalized Immigrant Doing A Job You Are Unqualified For

60. Abortion Doctor Enjoying A Candy Bar

61. Grand Wizard Can’t Find A Sock

62. Powerful Senator

63. Powerful Senator II

64. Fighter Plane

65. Ambient Noise In An Airplane

66. Airplane Flying

67. Police Siren

68. Police Siren In Europe

69. Police Siren In Belgium

70. Gun Shot

71. Machine Gun

72. .357 Magnum Inside A Watermelon

73. Gays In The Military

74. Thunder

75. Rain

76. Hurricane

77. Blizzard

78. Snowing

79. Sentient Robot Going About His Daily Business

80. Computer Downloading A File

81. New Email

82. Traffic

83. Kids Playing In The Park

84. Kids Playing In The Park II

85. Spaceship Flying

86. Spaceship Crashing

87. Going To Warp Speed

88. Alien Supermarket

89. Laser Gunfire

90. Someone Controlling Technology By Waving Their Hands

91. Ronald Reagan Taking A Shower

92. Tacos

93. Fur Coat Getting F**ked By A Bunch Of Cats

94. Tree Falling In A Forest

95. Jewish Person Saying “Oy Vey” Wrong

96. Summertime

97. People Being Diligent At An Ad Agency

98. Helicopter

99. Living Helicopter Complaining

100. Chinese Woman Eating Lasagna

101. Hero Returning From A Budweiser Commercial

102. Elephant Having Trouble

103. One Of Those People On The Street Who Tries To Get Money

104. Telephone Calling A Toaster

105. Grasshopper Asking A Dog A Question

106. Shortwave Radio

107. Two Apples On A Rainy Sunday In The Fall

108. Dentist Having Sex

109. Panda At A Hotel

110. Birth Control Pills Telling A Little Boy Not To Eat Them

111. Cat That Doesn’t Mind

112. Male Toothpaste Being Sneaky

113. Creamy Polenta Vs. Couscous

114. Old Man’s Penis

115. Dial Tone

116. Museum That Needs To Use The Bathroom

117. Celebrity Agreeing To Take A Selfie

118. Guy Getting A Sweet Beej

119. Fire Hydrant That Doesn’t Want Anyone To Know It’s Anti-Semitic

120. Bellhop Who Got Stung

121. LGBT Party Where People Are Eating Sushi

122. LGBT Newsletter That Loves The Expendables Franchise

123. Sweaty Kid Crying About A Sandwich

124. Too Many Pieces Of Paper

125. Puddle

126. Magic Clown Using His Powers

127. Wild Turkey Bragging About His Mansion

128. The Number 84 Explaining To The Number 52 That It Is Bigger But Not Better

129. Tape Recorder Being Used Wrong

130. Misogynistic Maple Trees

131. Apple Sauce Being Naughty

132. Safe Word

133. Two Pistols Sitting On A Shelf

134. Cookies Being Arrested

135. Sheep That Is Too Cute To Eat

136. Daughter Reacting To Her Mother Telling Her There Are Two Kinds Of People In This World

137. Desk Covered In Hair

138. Person From 1870 Who Was Frozen In Time

139. Boy Who Loves Hammocks

140. Dustpan

141. A Billion Ants Writing A Complaint Letter

142. Two 20-Year-Olds Touching Their Winkies

143. Yellow Line That Divides Roads

144. Smell Of A Pear

145. Group Of Wealthy Men

146. Confused Child

147. 25 Rats Sleeping

148. Flowers

149. Fishing

150. Boat

151. Mizzenmast

152. Bow

153. Stern

154. Basement

155. Rainbow

156. Telescope Being Defensive

157. Larry King Being Told Important Information

158. Well

159. The Moment A Well-Respected Author Wins The Guinness World Record

160. Salad

161. Little Girl Teasing A Lamp

162. Zoo With Nothing To Lose

163. Racist Stapler

164. Friendship Bracelet

165. Thor’s Hammer, Mjölnir

166. Two Lost Fireflies

167. Humpback Whale

168. Elevator At The Empire State Building

169. Tip Of A Billionaire’s Penis

170. Brand New Pillows Covered In Blood

171. French Kids Picking Apples

172. Huge Pile Of Dirty Shirts

173. Hotel Guest Falling Asleep Frustrated

174. RomneyCare & ObamaCare

175. The Nerve Of Some People

176. Boner School

177. Spilled Milk That Found Out Its Son Died In A Car Accident

178. A BuzzFeed List

179. Two College Kids Subtly Trying To Figure Out Which One Is More Disadvantaged

180. Fox News & MSNBC

181. Amicable Divorce

182. Bing-Bong Ding-Dong Playing With Boom-Boom Doom-Doom

183. Snacks In Iraq

184. Telecommuting Cat

185. Nano-Horse

186. Hebrew Ray

187. Caldor Binge Drinking

188. Gender Roles On Their Way To A Football Game

189. Details

190. School Teacher Given Permission

191. High School Hockey Team Seeing 20 Years Into The Future

192. Cheese

193. Anna Kendrick Discovering An Underwater City

194. The Czech Republic

195. Drug Lord Feels Pretty Bad

196. Hotel Bed That Is Tired

197. Warm Handmade Boiled Bagels

198. Silly Billy Goat Got A Heroin Addiction

Disc 4

1. A Medically Reliable Introduction To Digital Drugs

2. Marijuana

3. PCP

4. Heroin

5. Apple Cider Vinegar

6. MDMA

7. LSD

8. Amoxicillin

9. Peyote

10. Amaretto Sour

11. Oxycodone

Disc 5

1. Crying

2. More Crying

3. Still Crying

4. I Simply Keep Crying

Disc 6

1. Welcome To My Russian Audio Phrasebook

2. Common Statements & Questions For Everyday Situations

3. Conversational Russian In The Workplace

4. Casual Phrases For Parties, Pubs & Outings

5. Proper Dinner Conversation For The Educated Guest

6. Small Talk With Strangers & Acquaintances In Public Spaces

7. Useful Phrases While On Vacation In Russia

8. Commonplace Subjects Within The Rich World Of Academia

9. Polite Ways To Engage People Of High Status

Disc 7

1. Enter The Fuckscape

2. Take A Ride On The Poon Schooner

3. I’m A Dirty Little Foreign Advisor

4. I Thought I Was The Pancake Man

5. You’re A World-Class P**sy-Grifter

Disc 8

1. Intro To Ringtones

2. Phone Call

3. Vibrate Vibrate Vibrate

4. Ding-Dong Doodly-Doo

5. Waterfalls Shrimp Shrimp

6. Fiddle-Doddle-Doodle-Deedle

7. Doo-Doo-Pa-Dee-Da-Da-Pada

8. Phone Is Ringing

9. Friend

10. Love

11. Spicy Fish

12. Mother Calling

13. Father Calling

14. Mother 2

15. Father 2

16. Zippa-Dee-Doo-Da Zippa-Dee-Da

17. Aaaaaaaa

18. Wife Calling

19. Husband Calling

20. Someone Is Calling

21. Fuckface Calling

22. Acquaintance

23. Unnnnnn

24. Auauauauauauau

25. Wouowowoooouuuooo

26. Whistle Ring

27. Trtrtrtrtrtrtrllllbbrrr

28. Vrrrvvvvvvvvvvbbbrrr

29. Hyeuueehuuyehyeheyehyeyeeuu

30. Gwreeegwkqreu

31. Hrrruuhrrrunnghruu

32. Hraaaa! Hraavlaa!

33. Luuuuleelaaalalou!!

34. Unnngnhhhnhnhnuua

35. Answer The Phone

36. Pffrrrtttt

37. Susan Sarandon Is Calling

38. Colleague

39. Doodle-Doodle Hoo-Hoo

40. Hey!

41. Waffles

42. Fuckbuddy

43. Piano Cleaner

44. Bryan

45. Cream Cheese

46. Rabbi

47. Priest

48. I Can’t Answer The Phone

49. Intro To Outgoing Voicemail Messages

50. Dr. F*rt

51. Sarah

52. Social Anxiety

53. The Sizzle-Maker

54. Mittens

55. Kate

56. No Answer

57. Debbie

58. Andrew

59. Phil Donahue

60. Kaitlin

61. Old Man

62. Steve

63. Lucy

64. Judy

65. Megan

66. Leave Your Name

67. Kim

68. Tim

69. Miguel

70. Sebastian

71. Penicillin Dong

72. Thong McHacky-Sack

73. Matt

74. Katie

75. Confident Balls

76. Robert

77. Mr. Shitface

78. Pile Of Sneakers

79. Pasta Nasty

80. Crème Fresh Jackson

81. I Can’t Answer The Phone 2

82. Flitchy Woo-Woo

83. Slick Motherf**ker

84. Sleepy Horse

85. Can’t Come To Phone

86. Dawn

87. I Am A Doctor

88. Nick

89. Poodle

90. Hello, Mr. C**t

91. Standard Greeting 1

92. Standard Greeting 2

93. Standard Greeting 3

94. Standard Greeting 4

95. Standard Greeting 5

96. Standard Greeting 6

97. Standard Greeting 7

98. I Can’t Answer The Phone (But I Want To)

Disc 9

1. Please Take Off Your Shoes

2. Don Draper Has The Flu

3. Moons Over Your Hammy

4. It’s Not A Slumber Party Without Thor

5. Now My Back Hurts

6. Waffle House Parking Lot Mix-Up

7. Thank You So, So Much Mandy Patinkin

8. Oops

9. Sneaking Around The Zoo

10. Goodnight, Buddy

11. Baba Yaga Already Said She Was Sorry

12. Faxed To The Wrong Number

13. Linda Ronstadt Chillaxing

14. 1960’s Street Fight

15. Seriously Bro, You Just Made Me Goosh… Thanks

16. You Can Call Me Al (Not Song)

17. Don’t Worry, This Man-Nanny Can Keep A Secret

18. The Best Misunderstanding

19. Whoa… Lookout, Sir Beast-Weasel

20. Kindhearted Fireman

21. Let’s Put Our Intellectual Property Debate On Hold

22. Happy Valentine’s Day, Mr. And Mrs. President

23. Ice Cream Hearts Melting In The Love-Sun

24. Offal For Lunch, Woo-Hoo For Dinner

25. Goofballs Having Silly Fun

26. The Jackal Never Misses!

27. Land-Grabber’s Cousin Has Nice Upstairs

28. Mrs. Thunder/Mr. 80% Chance Of Rain

29. Don’t Mind If I Do…

30. Round One Goes To Princess-Rump

31. Happy And Stuffed

32. Just Another Guns N’ Roses Brunch

33. Pleasant Surprise At Sleepaway Camp

34. Handsome Old Man Has A Tummy Ache

35. Have We Met?

36. No, Please… After You

37. Gimme Back My Bonnie Raitt CD… Actually, Keep It

38. Tollbooth Attendant Is Open-Minded

39. 88% On Rotten Tomatoes

40. Mischievous Whoopsy-Daisy

41. Two Rascals Showing Off

42. 48 And Flexible

43. That Was Worth It

44. Bandits Helping Around The House

45. Army Buddies Going Big-Ball Bowling

46. I’m The Autodidact Of Amour

47. Oh, My Wife Knows

48. That Was The Best FTP I Ever Uploaded

49. The Healing Heart/Mother-In-Law

50. Just Two Doves At A Sweat Party

51. We Get Five Weeks’ Vacation In Holland

52. Young Man Is An Excellent Executive Administrative Assistant

53. Two Adults In A Small Space

54. Dude, We’re On The 5 O’Clock News

55. Www.Thepleasuresallmine.Gov

56. I Don’t Have The Hiccups Anymore

57. Thank You For Allowing Me Access To Your Oven

58. These Goat-Like People Know Their Bodies!

59. Bill Clinton Is Still Quite Playful

60. I Could Sure Use A Glass Of Water Now

61. The Kindness Of Strangers

62. We’re Registered At Bed, Bath & Behind

63. IT Department Doesn’t Have A Care In The World

64. Brassy, Bald And Ejaculating

65. I Voted For McCain In 2000

66. New Car Smell, Old Car Feel

67. Paul Can Really Push Good

68. Stay In My Guest Room As Long As You Want

69. David And Joshua Mutual Pleasure Exchange

70. Doin’ The Flip-A-Doo

71. Anti-Vaxxer “Saxophone” Relaxer

72. Germaphobe Does Not Mind

73. Very Sleepy Man Delivers On Promise

74. Fourscore And Seven Years Of Happy-Happy

75. F*rt Walrus

76. French Woman Enjoying A Danish

77. No Shirt, No Shoes — Service

78. With Or Without You (Preferably With)

79. Shouts And Murmurs

80. Pilates Are Invigorating

81. I'll Take A Look At The Dessert Menu

82. The Last Rock Star

83. It's Noon Somewhere

84. My Bar Mitzvah Was Ten Years Ago

85. Community Bookstore Meet-Up Gone Good

86. Love Clean Up, Aisle One

87. Found Your Thing Using MapQuest

88. Divorced MILF At A Used Record Store

89. This Cheesecake Is Divine

90. Jam Session

91. Can't Find My Socks (Don't Want To)

92. Even Better Than An Associate Degree

93. I Went To School In The Boston Area

94. Happiness Is A Warm Dong

95. Square Hole, Triangle Peg, Plus Another Square Hole

96. Call Me Dr. Stardust

97. Now That's How A Puppy Should Sneeze

98. Fun Times Inside A Grain Elevator

99. Operation Cooch-Toot

100. Preggo!

101. My Parents Won't Be Home For A Year And Five Days

102. Sure, In There Is Fine

103. The Official Webcam Of Yugoslavia

104. Last Entry Is At Three, But You Can Stay Til Six(!)

105. We Were Just Talking About You

106. Bridesmaid Cutting Loose At The Governor Bradford

107. Sophisticated?

108. We Deserve A Michelin Star

109. Mr. Mamet Showing Off His Special Forces

110. Soup Dumplings, Squish-Squish

111. How Very Hemmingway Of You

112. Drinking Straight Out Of Lust’s Milk Carton

113. Amateur Anthropologist Makes Important Observation

114. Senior Year Hebrew School Mischief

115. I Wonder If This Was Allowed In Prussia?

116. Pretty Fun Night In Merrill C3 Short

117. Should We Take The Bridge Or The Tunnel?

118. Dirty Boulevard

119. Is The Love-Falcon Available For Birthdays?

120. Portland, ME Is Cool… But Really Weird

121. The Wish-Maker Will See You Now

122. Head Of Development Instructing Rugged Hiker

123. The Shenanigans You Requested

124. What Gusto!

125. Please Don’t Make This About Harold Pinter (Again)

126. Wet Hot Americano

127. A Gentleman Never Reveals His Source

128. Glad The Town Approved Your Slurping Permit

129. A Mime Betrayed, A Mime Forgiven

130. Too Soon?

131. Please Be Quiet Or You’ll Wake Up My Titties

132. Never You Mind That

133. She Got A Real Candy Apple Poot-Hooter

134. Dolph Lundgren At That Top Of His Game

135. Mustachioed Man Has Patience, Diligence

136. Two Gigolos, One Office Manager

137. Secretary Of State Is Not Off-Putting

138. It Took Another Man’s Wife To Make This Boy A Man

139. Nothing Goes To Waste

140. My Mouse Is Thankful For Your Mouse

141. Make Yourself At Home

142. Meet Me By The Condom Machine

143. I Feel Like I’ve Known You For Hours

144. Oh, I Thought You Wanted Something Else, Glad It Worked Out

145. Fire Your Dentist!

146. Postwar Japan Is Well-Understood By These Two

147. Gene Simmons Crying In A Pile Of S**t

148. I’m The Only Lady Who Could Pull Excalibur Outta There

149. Rooting For Truffles, Miami Style

150. Businessman Has Ding-Dong Like Rocket Ship

151. Sally’s In Charge

152. Too Much Pudding, Not Enough Spoons

153. The Turkish Parliament Has Approved This “Carrot-Man”

154. It’s Raining Dan

155. It’s Like Apples And Oranges (F**king)

156. College Is Exactly What I Was Hoping It’d Be

157. Mentally Ill Farmer Is Finally Getting Help

158. A Swedish Couple Enjoying Hearty Vegetables

159. Vulnerable Oligarch Vulnerably Sexting

160. Best Friends/Next Level

161. Tooth Fairy Is Quite Real

162. Civil Disobedience Met With Heartfelt Understanding

163. A Textbook Case Of Level-12 Pleasure

164. So Glad That Was You Behind Me

165. An Astoundingly Honest And Fun Salesman

166. Celebrating My Promotion With My Wife And Some Dude

167. Martha Washington? Mmmm Hmmmm

168. Crammin’ For The Jam Exam

169. I’m Glad We Waited Til Dusk

170. You Are As Powerful And Detail-Oriented As A River, Sir

171. Just A Couple Of Lucky Special Ed Teachers

172. You’re Like John Adams Times 1.5!

173. Babysitter Surprisingly Into Divorced Software Engineer

174. I Guess We’ll Need A New Kitchen

175. Guilty Catholics Have To Marry Each Other

176. They Call Me The “You’re Welcome Man”

177. Let’s Get Your Mind Off Of The Dust Bowl

178. So Relieved We Found This Abandoned Schoolhouse

179. File Under “The Rolling Stones”

180. No Need To Explain Your Clean Aqueduct

181. My Poon-Noodles Are Your Doon-Poodles

182. Two-State Solution With Benefits

183. My Skill Set Qualifies Me For This Position

184. Can’t Tell If This Is Sex Or Hockey

185. Have The Report On My Dick In The Morning

186. So This Is Medicaid?

187. Mature Cougar Is Addicted To Beej Pie

188. Abe Lincoln (Not That One) Is Ready For Fatherhood

189. Sure, You Can Use The Cat Door

190. No Senator, I Already Have Two

191. PTA Meeting Is Full Of Joy And Wonder

192. Oh Peter, Thank You For The Yard Work

193. A Real Whodunnit!

194. Horace’s Compromise

195. Plutocrats Got Feelings Too

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Worst s**t ever
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Listening to I fell down in London... Lethal Weapon is also my only reference for how to fix a shoulder when it's been
dislocated.
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chipw9
Very funny comedian. Sometimes a little too preachy on the social issues for me personally (but the important part is it works for him and most of his fan base). In general, he does a great job and I love his work. The bit with the fake Christopher Walken takes it from great to ultra-fantas t i c - a m a z i n g - g r a n d though! Thanks, Mr. Mirman!
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F**k you
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S**t and burn
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Mail me a baby, I won't wear it, but i'll burn it for warmth.
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Normally I like his stuff, but his most recent thing I saw on Netflix and it was pretty disappointin g . Can't win em all, I guess.
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(On all punchlines)* I meant
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Amazing attitude and delivery on a punchlines immediately just hilarious.
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Funniest Russian-Jew of all time
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Hey, isn't that Kumail Nanjiani?
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Kumail Nanjiani!
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He should write more jokes mentioning jews
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When he talked about when someone said Bush had above average smarts did anyone else hear how hard that one lady laughed? XD priceless.
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Star Dust: Same ;0) ... tullpony79: BaHaHa! :)
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tullpony79
...he probably doesn't like you either :)
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I don't like him
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Every time he talks I hear Gene XD
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Bob's Burgers!
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He made me sad, I live in Michigan
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F**k time Warner and delta
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I live in a city called Eugene.
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Eugene! You light up my life with hilarity. I listen to your stand up on a daily basis and you make my life so much more enjoyable. Thank you for doing what you do sir.
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A win for Russia, I must say!
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He's Gene and Bob I'm pretty sure those are the same guy.
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jaepink
Yes. Yes he is. Funny on bobs burgers though.
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This guy is f**king horrible!
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I live in a city called Eugene.
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Gene!!!!!!
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He's the voice of the weirdo's brother on Archer. "Sea Tunt - parts I & II". Distinctive voice.
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I like gene on bobs burgers but his bit about the gas company is trash. Angry letters. Craptastic
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Very funny but very weird
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Gene!!!!!!
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He sounds similar to the dad on Bobs Burgers
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Bob's Burgers!!!

I love his voice.
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Fleet bank.... hysterical!! ! ! !
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If I dared him to do anything he'd be dead!
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HE ACTS IN BOB'S BUGERS GENE FANS UNITE!!!!!!! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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Special ed
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I love còck!
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I lovvvvvvvvvv v e c**k!
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Lol
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Great absurd comedy.
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HAH. I see what you did there.
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The mile high city is Denver seannabis
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Hilarious!!! ! !
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Fucq
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Bob's Burgers is awesome.
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