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Yoanna - your statements are true except the reason he's not in the media is b/c he's dead. Been about 8 years now
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mvs333
YES!!!!!! :)
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redbird294
One of my favorite Carlin bits. Legendary stuff here.
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this man is brilliant and speaks the truth. Of course that's why he isn't in the media, because the big guys dont want the little people to hear him and start revolutions. .
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nickgray580
about time someone has the balls to say it!!!!!!!!!! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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Preach it brother carlin
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Sad but true
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Best. Rant. Ever.

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