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Jake Johannsen

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Track List: I Love You

1. We Say Hello

2. N-Word

3. New President

4. Relief. Bailout. What Happened?

5. Puppy Sale

6. Getting In Shape To Fight My Dad

7. Spinning Class

8. We're All Gonna Die. Happy Saturday!

9. I Feel Sorry For Babies And My Wife

10. Checking Out The New Models

11. What It's Like Being A Guy

12. Sleep Injury And The Sneeze Incident

13. The Doctor Turns On You

14. Emergency Flask

15. They Always Run Out Of Free Ice Cream

16. Taxes

17. Premature Ejaculation

18. 'Til Death Do Us Part

19. Lotion/Sex/Fantasy

20. Dark Side Intimacy

21. I Love My Baby

22. I Am Happy!

23. Different Rules For Different Members Of The Family

24. Touch It

25. Sleeping My Way To The Top

26. The Nicest Thing Anyone Has Ever Said To Me In My Life

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Track List: Jake This Dot Com

1. Hello Washington DC Let's Get Naked And Work This Out

2. Nashville Country Music And Haircuts

3. Donuts Diets And Bacon

4. Fighting Nut Cancer With Lance

5. Iowa Joke

6. Governor Arnold

7. My Voting Booth

8. No Smoking On The Beach

9. New Cel Phone Rules

10. Scary TV News

11. Hurricane Coverage

12. Mad Cows

13. Go Get Sars

14. Gay People Are Getting Married

15. Gay People In The Military

16. Infomercials

17. My TV Is Trying To Sell Me Drugs

18. Scary Doctor

19. Sex Drugs

20. Choosing A Wife

21. Made A Baby

22. Advertising

23. The Secret Of Men

24. Alternative Show Open With Shirt Admirer

25. Interactive Nut Cancer

26. Smoking And Eating And Talking And One Other Mista

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Track List: Jake Johannsen Live At Cobb's Comedy Club

1. Do Not Talk To Extra Terrestrials

2. Chadathon 2000

3. I Vote!

4. If I Were President

5. I Fly A Lot

6. What I Saw In China

7. What I Ate In China

8. The Inevitable Happens In China

9. Distractions From Women Problems

10. Symptoms Of Tension

11. Women: I Give Up

12. If Love Was Easy

13. Dogs Are Never Depressed

14. Guy Night And The Maniac Advisor

15. I Love My Job. Pretend You Are Me

16. Bonus Encore Materials

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Track List: Live At The Laff Stop: Party Like It's 12/31/1999

1. Intro & Happy New Year

2. Victoria's Secret & Single Tension

3. New Orleans & Drinking

4. New Orleans & Adult Entertainment

5. Las Vegas

6. The World Is Going Crazy

7. Don't Trust The News & Dad

8. Women Problems & Bathroom Graffiti

9. Women - I Give Up

10. Guy Night

11. Tattoos & Dogs

12. We Will Never Understand

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I want him to look at me and if he wanted to have sex with me I wouldn't mind so I guess I mean PUT YOUR DICK IN ME JAKE JOHNSON
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I hate f**kin kids.
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Hahahaha!!!! ! ! ! ! I AM HAPPY!!!!!

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