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You Might Be A Redneck If...

Features of This Track

Southern American accents
an amused delivery
recurring jokes
one-liners
jokes about ethnicity and culture
a wide variety of subject matter
satirical observations
90s era comedy
many other comedic similarities

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chsmcguire12 3
You might be a red neck if
1 : if you go to the dentist to get a Bluetooth
2 : if you try to climb Mountain Dew
3 : if you throw m&m's away because they say "w"
4 : if someone says "the drinks are on the house" and you climb onto the roof
5 : if you return a puzzle because you think it's broken
6 : if you stop at a stop sign and you wait for it to say GO
7 : if you try to drown a fish
8 : if you think nickel back is a refund
9 : if you return a donut because it has a hole in it
10 : if you bring
This is hilarious and I'm the countriest girl out there

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