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Jim Gaffigan

A dry and clever standup comedian who's hateful toward Hot Pockets and proud to be pale, Jim Gaffigan is a regular on the late-night talk show circuit and an in-demand actor as well. After his first appearance on The Late Show with David Letterman, Letterman himself asked Gaffigan to develop a show for Letterman's production company, World Wide Pants. Although the show, Welcome to New York, didn't work out, Gaffigan's talent was recognized and soon he was making appearances on The Ellen Show, Ed, Law and Order, Sex and the City, and That '70s Show. During this time, Gaffigan released four CDs of his standup on his own label and worked in films, with small roles in Three Kings, Road Trip, and Igby Goes Down. In 2004 he signed a deal with Comedy Central that would include a successful television special and his CD debut for the label, Doin' My Time. The CD included Gaffigan's soon to be famous routine on the dangers of eating Hot Pockets. MP3s of the routine would be attached to numerous e-mails and traded on the Internet before Gaffigan would return in 2006 with his Beyond the Pale CD, DVD, and television special. Bowling, bacon, and the Waffle House chain of restaurants were some of the topics covered on his 2009 release, King Baby. Returning to this theme, his 2012 effort Mr. Universe included the track titles "McDonalds," "Subway," and "Dominos." "Donuts," "Fried Bread," and "Kobe Beef" all appeared on 2014's Obsessed, an album that kicked off with the track "Can't Stop Eating." ~ David Jeffries
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Selected Discography

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Track List: Obsessed

1. Can't Stop Eating

2. Fruits & Vegetables

3. Donuts

4. Southern Food

5. Fried Bread

6. Weddings

7. Live Longer

8. Don't Want To Smell

9. Victoria's Secret

10. Seafood

11. Chinese Desserts

12. Kobe Beef

13. Hot Dogs & Buffalo Wings

14. Bars

15. Public Restrooms

16. 5 Kids

17. Cancer

18. Babies Are Magic

19. Mt. Rushmore

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Track List: Mr. Universe

1. 4 Kids

2. Disney

3. Photos

5. Bodybuilders

7. Shoes

8. Hotel

9. Hotel Pools

10. Whales

11. Domino's

12. Subway

13. Vitamins

14. ExtenZe

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Track List: King Baby

1. Inside Voice

2. Bowling

3. Lazy

4. Escalators

5. Camping

6. Bed

7. Bacon

8. Ribs And Bologna

9. Recycling

10. Deodorant

11. Circumcision

12. Almost Heaven

13. House Guest

14. Dunkin' Donuts

15. Fast Food

16. Catsup

17. Waffle House

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Track List: Beyond The Pale

1. Opening

2. I Love Food

3. Packaging

4. The Grocery Store

5. Eat Like An American

6. Food Fast

7. Delivery

8. Spray Cheese

9. The Case Against Cinnabons

10. Dessert

11. Cake

12. Holidays

13. Presents

14. Eat Vegetarian

15. Steak And Salad

16. Eat Healthy

17. Hot Pockets

18. Weird

19. Catholic

20. Heaven

21. Jesus, Mary And Joseph

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Track List: Doing My Time

2. Recessive Genes

3. Got Married

4. Having My Baby

5. Beautiful

6. Midwest Thang

7. Hoooot Pocket!

8. Future Pope

9. Slumberland

10. Guy With The Red Umbrella

11. Anti-Reading

12. I'm A Manatee

13. Gravy Drinker

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This is so �� I might die.
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He reminds me of America from Hetalia
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This guy is comedy gold
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Ha ha ha
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Jim makes me LAUGH - igan
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He is amazing :)
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funniest comedian
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I love jim he's right about everything he talk about.
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I would marry you Jim!
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Jim is awwwwwwsome
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I LOVE YOU JIM GAFFIGAN!!!! ! ! ! !
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I also enjoy hot pockets lol Philly steak ones are great but he's right they are bad for you
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I love this guy. I also love hot pockets, but his hot pocket bits are funny as heck
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I love you Jim and hate digesting quater pounders
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He's the funniest comedian that don't have to use profanity to be funny and there is so much truth in what he jokes about and used himself for most his jokes most people who don't like him just don't like being exposed for eating nasty McDonald's witch is delicious but so horrible for you lol
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So funny
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Bacooooooooo o n
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Hot pocket in good morning hot pocket for lunch be dead by dinner
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Funny guy Jim. I love the 3rd person commentary
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He's funny. I think it's the voices...
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Hot pockets are good, this guy doesn't think so what a dirt bag
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Good clean jokes
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Goodmythical beast do you watch gmm
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Bacon is sincerely the most divine food is the universe...f o l l o w me if you agree...
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When you see a cop in a donut shop, dont you feel as if something special happened?
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Hi
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Eleven spices.
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Funny
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Black the magic of blaaaaaaaack . . . . . . . .
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I'm the 4th child in my family
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He said the 4th child is the worst
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Forget what I said about Jim gaffigan he's mean
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He is funny
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Mmmmmm COW.....
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Same HITequila04
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hahaha...... I prefer Popeyes over KFC
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Ya, Jim isn't a serial rapist.
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Colonel Sanders is now a funny comedian...
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So funny
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Jim gaffigan is colonel sanders
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What he says about DD is ridiculous cuz the one I got here is slow lol
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I like 5 kids
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I like the chocolate cake for breakfast one
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No bill Cosby
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