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Jim Gaffigan

A dry and clever standup comedian who's hateful toward Hot Pockets and proud to be pale, Jim Gaffigan is a regular on the late-night talk show circuit and an in-demand actor as well. After his first appearance on The Late Show with David Letterman, Letterman himself asked Gaffigan to develop a show for Letterman's production company, World Wide Pants. Although the show, Welcome to New York, didn't work out, Gaffigan's talent was recognized and soon he was making appearances on The Ellen Show, Ed, Law and Order, Sex and the City, and That '70s Show. During this time, Gaffigan released four CDs of his standup on his own label and worked in films, with small roles in Three Kings, Road Trip, and Igby Goes Down. In 2004 he signed a deal with Comedy Central that would include a successful television special and his CD debut for the label, Doin' My Time. The CD included Gaffigan's soon to be famous routine on the dangers of eating Hot Pockets. MP3s of the routine would be attached to numerous e-mails and traded on the Internet before Gaffigan would return in 2006 with his Beyond the Pale CD, DVD, and television special. Bowling, bacon, and the Waffle House chain of restaurants were some of the topics covered on his 2009 release, King Baby. Returning to this theme, his 2012 effort Mr. Universe included the track titles "McDonalds," "Subway," and "Dominos." "Donuts," "Fried Bread," and "Kobe Beef" all appeared on 2014's Obsessed, an album that kicked off with the track "Can't Stop Eating." ~ David Jeffries, Rovi
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I love this guy
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So funny :)
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***HOT POCKETS***
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So Jim is Karkat? Oh God...
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Not funny delete Jo lol
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Lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
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merchan1
the waffle house sign it's like a ransem note. ha ha lol :) funny
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Nice
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I use his sayings
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Hot Dogs and Buffalo Wings: really? Where are you >?
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This guy is one of my favorite. comedians I have lots bit he is the best.
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Jim is hilarious
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xianides
Don't read this because it actually works. You will be kissed on the nearest Friday by the love of your life. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. Post this to 5 songs in the next 143 minutes. Press Fe in the comments when done.
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So funny man
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Lol
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karlmontoya0
My face hurts from laughing.
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Hoooooot pocket
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schoeyfamily 2
You a beast
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merchan1
flush pocket. ha ha lol so funny:)

Dead pocket. :) lol
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But i like hot pockets :(
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Lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
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I'm a vegetarian. No son of mines gay eat it. LOL
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So awesome
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Funny man
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merchan1
he is hilarious
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ts1glasgow
He's awesome
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jrharris22
Say your name 20 times say your crushes names 5 times post this on two other songs and your crush will kiss you on Friday
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Amazing
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Ur funny
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lol lol Xd xd xd xd
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davidcollis7 7
Go listen to some Dane Cook, jtait97. That's probably about your speed.
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manntrav
Dont read this because it actually works. You will be kissed on the nearest Friday by the love of your life. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. However if you dont post this to at least 5 songs in the next 143 minutes the worst day of your life will be tomorrow. When your done press f6 in the comment section, your lover's name will come in big letters. This is scary because It actually works
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He is really funny
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No he is funny
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We have a word that we use sometimes. That word is "funny" this guy IS NOT "funny" WOW is he NOT FUNNY!!!! Shut up!!!
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cookiemouse2 1
Don't read this because it actually works. You will be kissed on the nearest Friday by the love of your life. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. However if you don't post your will die in 2 days. Now you've started reading so don't stop. This is so scary put this on at least 5 songs in 143 minutes. When done press F6 and your lovers name will come on the screen in big letters. This is so scary because it actually works!
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That's so f ing funny
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lolololololo l o l o l o l o l o l o l o l o l o l o l o l o l o l o l o l o l o l o l o l o l o l o l o l o l o l o l o l
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My wife wants to know, Jim: is your last name REALLY Gaffigan??
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His rid on McDonalds is not only hilarious, it's EVEN HANDED. Maybe that is the definition of good comedy. Or good ANYTHING in media, for that matter. And rare. Yes, JESUS was a good carpenter... But, on following the Hollywood set being the soulish equivalent of McDonalds (I'd say it's far worse), Jim, ur right on!
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F**kin beast
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burnside93
Ehh...
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connor.hutch i n s o n 2 6
So funny
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Don't read this because it actually works. You will be kissed on the nearest Friday by the love of your life. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. However if you don't post this you will die in 2 days. Now you've started reading so don't stop. This is so scary put this on at least 5 songs in 143 minutes. When done press f6 and your lover's name will come on the screen in big letters. This is so scary because if actually works
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i think he gets better and better with each album
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Do you think Jared is Back there? C'mon Jared we all struggle.
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That is crap redtail323
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redtail323
Don't read this because it actually works. You will be kissed on the nearest possible Friday by the love of you life. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. However if you don't post this you will die in 2 days. Now you've started reading so don't stop. This is so scary put this on at least 5 songs in 143 minutes. When done press f6 and your lover's name will come on the screen in big letters. This is so scary because it actually works
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taypastry
tpali18 u copied that other dood down the list u /3 ps I tried it it did not work lol also harry potter is the best name I have seen so far ()_()
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