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Jim Gaffigan

A dry and clever standup comedian who's hateful toward Hot Pockets and proud to be pale, Jim Gaffigan is a regular on the late-night talk show circuit and an in-demand actor as well. After his first appearance on The Late Show with David Letterman, Letterman himself asked Gaffigan to develop a show for Letterman's production company, World Wide Pants. Although the show, Welcome to New York, didn't work out, Gaffigan's talent was recognized and soon he was making appearances on The Ellen Show, Ed, Law and Order, Sex and the City, and That '70s Show. During this time, Gaffigan released four CDs of his standup on his own label and worked in films, with small roles in Three Kings, Road Trip, and Igby Goes Down. In 2004 he signed a deal with Comedy Central that would include a successful television special and his CD debut for the label, Doin' My Time. The CD included Gaffigan's soon to be famous routine on the dangers of eating Hot Pockets. MP3s of the routine would be attached to numerous e-mails and traded on the Internet before Gaffigan would return in 2006 with his Beyond the Pale CD, DVD, and television special. Bowling, bacon, and the Waffle House chain of restaurants were some of the topics covered on his 2009 release, King Baby. Returning to this theme, his 2012 effort Mr. Universe included the track titles "McDonalds," "Subway," and "Dominos." "Donuts," "Fried Bread," and "Kobe Beef" all appeared on 2014's Obsessed, an album that kicked off with the track "Can't Stop Eating." ~ David Jeffries
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The album beyond the pale, is on Netflix. I am actually watching it now..
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Say iPhone 5 times

Say a color

Post on 5 other songs

Look under pillow
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Bread,bread, b r e a d
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Bed, what's that?? Haha
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Don't read this it really works. You will be kissed on the nearest Friday by the love of of ur life tomorrow will be the best day of ur life if u don't post u will be injured in two days.(u wont die)
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Take out of box place directly in toilet
Hooooooot pocket
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Global pillow fight.. Lol!,,
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Met jim not to long ago he's awesome!!!
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ekelliottwi
he made me laugh so hard I peed my pants
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dkrb2
love you jim funny for a long time. funny funny.
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I love Jim Gaffigan he's so funny I love his bowling act
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Don't swear and I will like you more����
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dvpayne
cool
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i love him too
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I love him but I wish he would stop swearing:*
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Also i love Jim gaffigan he is awesome
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There is always someone in the background who laughs way to loud
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Funniest person ever
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gaj2099
XD
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One of my favorite comedians around
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Deodorant: I love Jim Gaffigan's comedy.
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Diarea pocket... Hooooot pockets.
Good morning you are going to call in sick. Hoooot pockets.
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Read my bio
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kailey.berna l 3 4
NORTHERNERS DONT EAT BISCUITS AND GRAVY FOR BREAKFAST?!? ! ? Omg the more you know
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Hilarious
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lol. trying to impress you with a vegetable
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Lol lol he is awesome!
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Ha ha
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Don't read this because it actually works. You will be kissed on the nearest Friday by the love of your life. tomorrow will be the best day of your life. However if you don't post this you will be injured (but you won't die) in two days. You started reading this so don't stop. Post this in 5 other songs in the next 143minutes. When your done press f6 and your lovers name will appear in big letters. This is so scary because it actually works.
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carol_rosenb e r g
All I have to do is keep my balance haha love u Jim cardigan ur so funny
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"We could go bowling...or we could just hang ourselves"
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Read my bio
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He talks about food so much but he's not that fat
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Tasty bacon time vortex it's mutha fricking bacon continuum
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Funny...I love this dude.
He's Catholic too...even better!
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Hooot Poooocket
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I love him
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My sister listens to this guy, maybe I should? :3
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This guy is the MAN!!!
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Ph comedian? I dont know but this guy is halarious
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richboy10000 o f m i n e c r a f t i a
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carltonpa
Hooooot poooockets
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egleason87
So funny
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Very enjoyable comedy
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He's not as clean as I would like but he's HILARIOUS
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anthony64702
JIM LMFAO !!
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Hot pockets
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carltonpa
Funny AF
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Not funny dont listen to him I mean her
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