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Hot Pockets

Features of This Track

subject explorations
food humor
satirical observations
jokes appropriate for a family audience
2000s era comedy
many other comedic similarities

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Yeah, hot pockets bit by Jim Gaffigan.... . .
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Talking about this w/you....... . .
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locketsbyang
Hooooooooot Pocketssssss s s s s
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There is a hot pocket hot pocket it's called original, because it's the worst (I actually really like hot pockets I'm so white trash)
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millst67
Hot pockts
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kellycrow9
How could u not like Jim gaffigin, he is soooooo amazing
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gavindunagan 2 2
I don't get your humor it's really not funny
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imagine the direction take out of box place directly in toilet
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He is so funny. And yes, hot pockets are nasty AF.
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caralfrank
Warning you just bought Hot Pockets hope your drunk or heading home to a trailer
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flush pocket
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newyorktwinm o m 1
Steak-Umm+Ho t Pocket=MURDE R
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newyorktwinm o m 1
Hot Pocket for breakfast
Hot Pocket for lunch
And be dead by dinner!
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Hooooooot poooooockeet
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Diarrhea pocket!
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sbergen3
---------poc k e t !
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jesstempest7
The truest thing he says about Hot Pockets is that it's either frozen or boiling lava hot after you cook it.

I still like them. I don't know why.
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1545752686
Why does my back hurt? One of my favorites by Jim Gaffigan since he's the fattest crack head I've ever seen.
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Hooooot pooooooocket ! This has to be my fave comedy routine EVER
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deaddd pockettt
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Hot pockets! !!!!!!!!!!!! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! I love this guy he's so f**king funny especially when he says his hot pockets line
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deeead poooocket lol
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Hooooooooooo t pooooooockee e e t
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So funny!!!!
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twayne336
Awesome s**t
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WARNING YOU JUST BOUGHT HOT POCKETS!!! HOPE YOUR DRUNK OR HEADING HOME TO A TRAILER.
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What is a bushel basket?????
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let's see I'll have a ceaser salad and the hot pocket. everything will taste like rubber for a month.
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Hooooooooot Pockets
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phillyeagles 1 9 3 3
Hooooooooot poket
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Haha
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hhaawwtpockk e e e e t
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I cant stop laughing.
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I'm going to stick my head in a microwave. Ho pokeeeee
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kemperjolly
Best comedic thingy of all time!!!
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Hoooootttpoo o c c k k k e e e e t t t s is the newest joke at my school
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I relate to Jim Gaffigan soooo much
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Omg I'm laghing my pants off. I'll just stick my head in the microwave HOT POCKET!!!!
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I would be qualified as "white trash" by Jim
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Pepto Pooooocket
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The last time I ate one was when I saw a hair baked into it about two bites in. Worst college meal ever!
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Omg this is hilarious
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lpayment21
Caliente Pocket!!!!!
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warning
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hotttttttttt t t t t t t t t t t t pockets warning u just bought hot pockets
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jets747474
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Best comedian EVER!!!!!!
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"Dead pockets" = f@cking hilarious!!! ! !
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ambrieltwili g h t
This is my favorite act. . . Hot pocket
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