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Hot Pockets

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subject explorations
food humor
satirical observations
jokes appropriate for a family audience
2000s era comedy
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sbergen3
---------poc k e t !
jesstempest7
The truest thing he says about Hot Pockets is that it's either frozen or boiling lava hot after you cook it.

I still like them. I don't know why.
1545752686
Why does my back hurt? One of my favorites by Jim Gaffigan since he's the fattest crack head I've ever seen.
Hooooot pooooooocket ! This has to be my fave comedy routine EVER
deaddd pockettt
Hot pockets! !!!!!!!!!!!! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! I love this guy he's so f**king funny especially when he says his hot pockets line
deeead poooocket lol
Hooooooooooo t pooooooockee e e t
So funny!!!!
twayne336
Awesome s**t
WARNING YOU JUST BOUGHT HOT POCKETS!!! HOPE YOUR DRUNK OR HEADING HOME TO A TRAILER.
What is a bushel basket?????
let's see I'll have a ceaser salad and the hot pocket. everything will taste like rubber for a month.
Hooooooooot Pockets
phillyeagles 1 9 3 3
Hooooooooot poket
Haha
hhaawwtpockk e e e e t
I cant stop laughing.
Hahahahahaha h a h a h a h a h a h a h a h a h a h a h a h a h a h a h a h a h a h a h a h a h a h a h a h a h a h a h a h a h a h a h a a h h a a h a h a h a h a h a h a h a h a h a h a h a h a h a h a h a h a h a h a h a h a h a h a h a h a h a h a h a h a h a h a h a h a h a h a h a h a h a h a h a h a h a h a h a h a h a h a h a h a h a h a h a h a h a h a h a h a h a h a h a h a h a h a h a h a h a h a h a h a h a h a h a h a h a h a h a h a h a h a h a h a ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
I'm going to stick my head in a microwave. Ho pokeeeee
kemperjolly
Best comedic thingy of all time!!!
Hoooootttpoo o c c k k k e e e e t t t s is the newest joke at my school
I relate to Jim Gaffigan soooo much
Omg I'm laghing my pants off. I'll just stick my head in the microwave HOT POCKET!!!!
I would be qualified as "white trash" by Jim
Pepto Pooooocket
The last time I ate one was when I saw a hair baked into it about two bites in. Worst college meal ever!
Omg this is hilarious
lpayment21
Caliente Pocket!!!!!
warning
hotttttttttt t t t t t t t t t t t pockets warning u just bought hot pockets
jets747474
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Best comedian EVER!!!!!!
"Dead pockets" = f@cking hilarious!!! ! !
ambrieltwili g h t
This is my favorite act. . . Hot pocket





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Dead pocket lol
But I just ate a hot pocket
deadpool1313 r u l e s
Diarrhea pockets
17kcorfman
caliente pocket actually translates to horny pocket. Wrong meaning of hot.
Lets fill a pop tart with nasty meat!
Is your Hot Pocket cold in the middle? It's Frozen...but it can also be served boiling lava hot! Will it burn my mouth? It'll DESTROY your mouth!
Did I eat it or rub it on my face?!?
nrinskeep
I've never eaten a hot pocket then afterwards been like, well that was a good decision. I'm always like I'M GONNA DIEEEE haha
Take out of box Place directly in Toilet.
Is He Livin Off Of Hot Pockets!!!
warning you just bought hot pockets
oh baby diarrhea in a hot pocket
diarrhea pocket

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