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2000s era comedy
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carrielinare s
This freaked me out This isn't fake. Apparently, if you copy and paste this on ten comments in the next ten minutes you will have the best day of your life tomorrow. You will either get kissed or asked out, if you break this chain you will see a little dead girl in your room tonight. In the 53 minutes someone will say I love you or I'm sorry This freaked me out This isn't fake. Apparently, if you copy and paste this in the next ten minutes, you will have the best day of your life.
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I pay for sex on other people's birthdays.
It's a nice present
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jet12473
Can't believe Jim gaffigan still doesn't have a life.... On my BIRTHDAY!!!
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Just getting the paper before the monsters do XD
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The best gift is cash, lots of cash
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Follow
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All I want as a gift is notebooks and pens! but candles are nice!
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This guy is awesome
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Lol
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-How bout we make a coat out of a towel?

- Whenever I get a candel for christmas im like "yea thanks- You know I have electricity right?"
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briannacgill i a m
I'm wearing a robe xD I don't find it weird lol
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who pays for sex? JIM GAFFIGAN!
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Just gettin' the paper. "B4 the monsters do right"
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phillyeagles 1 9 3 3
Can't believe I'm paying for sex on my birthday lol
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Omg still funny
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Haha lol
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edhurt25
Hate when makes fun of fitness not funny ������������
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libertyr323
Hope I get the flu so I can ware it lol
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Gift that never fails: Cash
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Funniest comedian ever
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Omfg I cant stop laughing 
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Best comedian in the world!!
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Green
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Can you fill up my yatzee shaker lol
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ajmartisus
You bad
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You seem like a drunk-on-the - g o !
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This freaked me out This isn't fake. Apparently, if you copy and paste this on ten comments in the next ten minutes, you will have the best day of your life tomorrow. You will either get kissed or asked out, if you break this chain you will see a little dead girl in your room tonight. In the next 53 minutes someone will say I love you or I'm sorry This freaked me out This isn't fake. Apparently, if you copy and paste this on ten comments in the next ten minutes, you will have the best day of yo
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I know him. My friend is his nephew. Jim Gaffigan's brother is pretty funny too
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Lmfao
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Hahaha
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Hey can you refill my Yahtzee shaker??
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Hes so awesome
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gemini581
Regifting the Statue of Liberty. hahaha
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Toilet belt
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djustinjoel
Ik he's amazing
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I love him. Watch whatever I can from him on Netflix :-)

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