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Can't believe Jim gaffigan still doesn't have a life.... On my BIRTHDAY!!!
Just getting the paper before the monsters do XD
The best gift is cash, lots of cash
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All I want as a gift is notebooks and pens! but candles are nice!
This guy is awesome
-How bout we make a coat out of a towel?

- Whenever I get a candel for christmas im like "yea thanks- You know I have electricity right?"
briannacgill i a m
I'm wearing a robe xD I don't find it weird lol
who pays for sex? JIM GAFFIGAN!
Just gettin' the paper. "B4 the monsters do right"
phillyeagles 1 9 3 3
Can't believe I'm paying for sex on my birthday lol
Omg still funny
Haha lol
Hate when makes fun of fitness not funny ������������
libertyr323
Hope I get the flu so I can ware it lol
Gift that never fails: Cash
Funniest comedian ever
Omfg I cant stop laughing 
Best comedian in the world!!
Green
Can you fill up my yatzee shaker lol
ajmartisus
You bad
You seem like a drunk-on-the - g o !

This freaked me out This isn't fake. Apparently, if you copy and paste this on ten comments in the next ten minutes, you will have the best day of your life tomorrow. You will either get kissed or asked out, if you break this chain you will see a little dead girl in your room tonight. In the next 53 minutes someone will say I love you or I'm sorry This freaked me out This isn't fake. Apparently, if you copy and paste this on ten comments in the next ten minutes, you will have the best day of yo
I know him. My friend is his nephew. Jim Gaffigan's brother is pretty funny too
Lmfao
Hahaha
Hey can you refill my Yahtzee shaker??
Hes so awesome
gemini581
Regifting the Statue of Liberty. hahaha
Toilet belt
djustinjoel
Ik he's amazing
I love him. Watch whatever I can from him on Netflix :-)

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