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Jim Gaffigan

A dry and clever standup comedian who's hateful toward Hot Pockets and proud to be pale, Jim Gaffigan is a regular on the late-night talk show circuit and an in-demand actor as well. After his first appearance on The Late Show with David Letterman, Letterman himself asked Gaffigan to develop a show for Letterman's production company, World Wide Pants. Although the show, Welcome to New York, didn't work out, Gaffigan's talent was recognized and soon he was making appearances on The Ellen Show, Ed, Law and Order, Sex and the City, and That '70s Show. During this time, Gaffigan released four CDs of his standup on his own label and worked in films, with small roles in Three Kings, Road Trip, and Igby Goes Down. In 2004 he signed a deal with Comedy Central that would include a successful television special and his CD debut for the label, Doin' My Time. The CD included Gaffigan's soon to be famous routine on the dangers of eating Hot Pockets. MP3s of the routine would be attached to numerous e-mails and traded on the Internet before Gaffigan would return in 2006 with his Beyond the Pale CD, DVD, and television special. Bowling, bacon, and the Waffle House chain of restaurants were some of the topics covered on his 2009 release, King Baby. Returning to this theme, his 2012 effort Mr. Universe included the track titles "McDonalds," "Subway," and "Dominos." "Donuts," "Fried Bread," and "Kobe Beef" all appeared on 2014's Obsessed, an album that kicked off with the track "Can't Stop Eating." ~ David Jeffries, Rovi
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#bacon is love bacon is life
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*food
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I like how he deals with important issues and also talks about good
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Give up give your life to JESUS I did.
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Don't read this because it actually works. You will be kissed on the nearest Friday by the love of your life. However if you don't post this you will be injured(but won't die) in two days now you started reading this so don't stop. Post this on at least five other songs in the next 143 minutes when your done press f6 and your lovers name will appear on the screen with big letter this is so scary because it actually works
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Pretty damn funny but I find his whisper voice terribly annoying
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Im loving it
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I never ever share desert EVER lol touch my ice cream I'll throat chop you lol jk
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Finally someone understands my love for bacon...
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They made a bacon deodorant :)
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Best comedian ever
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Hilarious!!
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Funny guy
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Lolololololo l o l o l o l o l o l o l o l o l o l o l o l o l
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Is he religious???
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This is awesome... :)
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Hot pockets britches
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slk4moni
Yeah bacon
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Get crackin on your miracles!
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flyfisher4es t
Bacon! Whenever I see an elevator I get excited!
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vhivey
LOLpockets!! ! !
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kellyrass
Amazing jokes I loved it
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Hot pocket
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I want to hear old school comedy like Red Foxx,Pigmeat Markum,Moms Mabely,Richa r d Pryor,etc.
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cgt.goducks
Does anyone else LOVE that voice he makes when a joke that doesn't make sense.
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HOT POCKET!!!
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caralfrank
Disney selfie
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My cousin's favourite food is hot pockets ��
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caralfrank
Your Waffle House joke is Halarious
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Clean comedens suck f**k off
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O f**k u my heart lies
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Jim has now become my favorite comedian :D
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smyth73
So funny
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my.heart.lie s . w i t h . t h e . o c e a n
I like it when he keeps it kinda clean. It's hard to find actual humor these days. You don't have to add cuss words or crude language to make something funny.
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Love the bowling jokes.
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Way to go. You are so funny! ����
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he is HILARIOUS!!
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Jim Gaffigan , is so funny .. I love him .����
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I love this guy
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So funny :)
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***HOT POCKETS***
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So Jim is Karkat? Oh God...
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Not funny delete Jo lol
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Lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
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the waffle house sign it's like a ransem note. ha ha lol :) funny
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Nice
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I use his sayings
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Hot Dogs and Buffalo Wings: really? Where are you >?
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This guy is one of my favorite. comedians I have lots bit he is the best.
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