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Anti-Reading

Features of This Track

recurring jokes
a self-deprecating delivery
jokes about the entertainment industry
jokes about the arts/history
satirical observations
2000s era comedy
many other comedic similarities

These are just a few of the hundreds of attributes cataloged for this track by the Music Genome Project.

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Comments

120 pages is not a lot xD I drink a lot of coffee too, but you know what's really addictive? Heroin. That stuff really grabs you by the horn.
carolstevejo h n s o n
It gets hard to hear sometimes when he whispers... the doctors name is Hayes...spoi l e r alert...whoo p s . a little late on the alert
he sucks
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Have you ever gonn to a ATM and there is two people in front of you... Fućk this!!! Waiting 20 secs... NO. This is no "rusha" LOL
I love this guy ����������
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Love how he talkes to himself!!! Love his voices!!!!
Damn I love this guy he's so f**king funny and intelligent so I know that he knows how to read and I know that he's just f**king around about not wanting to be able to read s**t I just wanted to let you people know that I love this guy even though he pretends that he doesn't like to read
Yeah
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Elete trol baet lol. #umadbro
jesstempest7
Most books really are better than the movie, though.
Daniel tosh
bball13jg
John Carey is running in a flood
Ever read a book that changed ur life??? Yeah me nether:) lol
I like the other voice he uses to make fun of his own jokes
Stop bossing bosser!... Wait that's not even a word -_-
legoluke21
I often have so much to do that I take a nap.... lol
have u read a book that changed u life nope
stop bossing me a bosser
Not for me I'm done
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Lol NO READING CONTINUED ON PAGE 6.
I like reading..
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READING RULES!!!!
Reused material to the extreme
Jim Gaffigan is the best comedian ever!
This is so funny!
Awesome gaffigan
lauriecgary9
120 pager!
carriemartin p h o t o g r a p h y
This is very very cool!!!!!'!! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ' !
GO ANTI- READING!
I like anti- reading now
Lmao I do this in Skyrim
I get a bunch of books just to put them in the bookcase
Anti reading rules
Hilarious
Anti reading rules
John Kerry is running...fr o m a flood? What the hell's he doing in Bangladesh?
Go gaffigan
sparkles304
I like reading
tobydials
Hahahahahaha h a h a h a h a h a h a h a h a h a h ! ! ! ! ! !
rachelsatter w h i t e 1 6
Gaffigan is awesomed
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very cool

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