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Anti-Reading

Features of This Track

recurring jokes
a self-deprecating delivery
jokes about the entertainment industry
jokes about the arts/history
satirical observations
2000s era comedy
many other comedic similarities

These are just a few of the hundreds of attributes cataloged for this track by the Music Genome Project.

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cgt.goducks
Lol
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LAZY
LAZ
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LAZY

TO READ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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ha too lazy to read
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120 pages is not a lot xD I drink a lot of coffee too, but you know what's really addictive? Heroin. That stuff really grabs you by the horn.
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carolstevejo h n s o n
It gets hard to hear sometimes when he whispers... the doctors name is Hayes...spoi l e r alert...whoo p s . a little late on the alert
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he sucks
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Jim gaffig
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jet12473
Lol












Lol
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Have you ever gonn to a ATM and there is two people in front of you... Fućk this!!! Waiting 20 secs... NO. This is no "rusha" LOL
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I love this guy ����������
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Love how he talkes to himself!!! Love his voices!!!!
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Damn I love this guy he's so f**king funny and intelligent so I know that he knows how to read and I know that he's just f**king around about not wanting to be able to read s**t I just wanted to let you people know that I love this guy even though he pretends that he doesn't like to read
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Yeah
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Elete trol baet lol. #umadbro
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jesstempest7
Most books really are better than the movie, though.
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Daniel tosh
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bball13jg
John Carey is running in a flood
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Ever read a book that changed ur life??? Yeah me nether:) lol
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I like the other voice he uses to make fun of his own jokes
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Stop bossing bosser!... Wait that's not even a word -_-
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legoluke21
I often have so much to do that I take a nap.... lol
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have u read a book that changed u life nope
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stop bossing me a bosser
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Not for me I'm done
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Comment continued on page 6
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Lolol
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Lol NO READING CONTINUED ON PAGE 6.
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I like reading..
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#umadbro
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READING RULES!!!!
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Reused material to the extreme
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Jim Gaffigan is the best comedian ever!
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This is so funny!
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Awesome gaffigan
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lauriecgary9
120 pager!
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carriemartin p h o t o g r a p h y
This is very very cool!!!!!'!! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ' !
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GO ANTI- READING!
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I like anti- reading now
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Lmao I do this in Skyrim
I get a bunch of books just to put them in the bookcase
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Anti reading rules
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Hilarious
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Anti reading rules
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John Kerry is running...fr o m a flood? What the hell's he doing in Bangladesh?
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Go gaffigan
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sparkles304
I like reading
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tobydials
Hahahahahaha h a h a h a h a h a h a h a h a h a h ! ! ! ! ! !
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rachelsatter w h i t e 1 6
Gaffigan is awesomed
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roxymrm
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