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Beautiful

Features of This Track

body image jokes
jokes about celebrities
character parodies
satirical observations
2000s era comedy
many other comedic similarities

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Lol
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She can read too? A double threat! Hahaha I love this guy. Im going to olive garden Hey I like Olive Garden. What's wrong with Olive Garden. All you can eat breadsticks.
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sasquatch_00 2
Beautiful
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British women are my favorite, specifically English women
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wait ...... what do you mean British people aren't attractive ever seen phil lester....da n howell.....b e n i d i c t cumberbatch. . . . . . m a t t smith.....jo e sugg .... zoe sugg....alfi e deyes... idek
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@bookworm;)
Benedict is NOT attractive. The only attractive person on the BBC is Karen Gillan. Everyone else is fugly.
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some people are so stupid!! this man makes people laugh from the soul. screw all the haters!!!! I have a gaffigon station too!!!
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Im headin to olive garden
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He forgot about Benny, never forget Benny
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We fall my friend Halley Barry. Or however you spell it
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BBC HAS BENEDICT! THEY HAVE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE!!!!!! THIS IS WRONG!!!!!!!
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dlemmers2
THAT'S RIGHT BBC HAS BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH
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dancingqueen 3 0 0 0
BBC HAS BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH
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foxxiladii10 1
Kiss your hand 5 times and say your crushes name 6times post this on 2 more times then look under your pillow
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kristeen.joh n s o n 5 1
See.you later I'm going to burger king. She can read she's so beautiful and smart.
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Dumb as a rock, funny as soup !!!
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legoluke21
@kwebb181: normally I agree with you, but I'm pretty sure I heard the F word in this track twice
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Great clean comedy. I can listen to him with my son on pandora in my car and not worry about explicit content.
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Every word he says here is true
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Rub some bacon on it
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Gaffigan is hilarious lol
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I have a gaffigan station
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HahabG
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Who else has Jim gaffigan radio?
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lailaniryan
Jim is so awesome. I share his tracks with everyone. I love bacon too, I rub it all over me and call the dogs. HAHAHA so joking but so damn funny

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