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Jim Gaffigan

A dry and clever standup comedian who's hateful toward Hot Pockets and proud to be pale, Jim Gaffigan is a regular on the late-night talk show circuit and an in-demand actor as well. After his first appearance on The Late Show with David Letterman, Letterman himself asked Gaffigan to develop a show for Letterman's production company, World Wide Pants. Although the show, Welcome to New York, didn't work out, Gaffigan's talent was recognized and soon he was making appearances on The Ellen Show, Ed, Law and Order, Sex and the City, and That '70s Show. During this time, Gaffigan released four CDs of his standup on his own label and worked in films, with small roles in Three Kings, Road Trip, and Igby Goes Down. In 2004 he signed a deal with Comedy Central that would include a successful television special and his CD debut for the label, Doin' My Time. The CD included Gaffigan's soon to be famous routine on the dangers of eating Hot Pockets. MP3s of the routine would be attached to numerous e-mails and traded on the Internet before Gaffigan would return in 2006 with his Beyond the Pale CD, DVD, and television special. Bowling, bacon, and the Waffle House chain of restaurants were some of the topics covered on his 2009 release, King Baby. Returning to this theme, his 2012 effort Mr. Universe included the track titles "McDonalds," "Subway," and "Dominos." "Donuts," "Fried Bread," and "Kobe Beef" all appeared on 2014's Obsessed, an album that kicked off with the track "Can't Stop Eating." ~ David Jeffries, Rovi
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jtbball13
Sooooo funny :)
Love it!!
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I'm from Kokomo indiana
iluv2ggle1
U make me laugh so hard!!! I love your comedy!!❤️❤️
So this is what I wrote on the wall..hey that guy said i suck... Well you double suck.
��he's too funny. A new favorite
It's good, but I wish it wouldn't pop up when I'm trying to listen to actual music.
Aaaaffffttte e e r r r hhhooooouuuu r r r s s s
This place is sweeeeeeeeee e t . This place sucks.
HOT POCKET
He's great. Yum yum donuts
1.kiss your left hand 2. Say your crushes name 3. Shut your hand 4. Say a school day 5. Say your name 6. Open your hand 7. STOP PAYING ATTENTION TO CHAIN COMMENTS!!!
he is so funny
awesome
oacasas18
He's great! His delivery is on point
:l he is an ok comedian :l
I laugh at everything he says
THIS GUYYYY THIS GUY !!!!
davidson292
Somebody give em a hot. Pocket so he shuts up
lauro.villar
I hope he goes on tour! My favorite comedian... ever.
Great guy, Great comedy.
Lol!! He's so funny!!
I love this guy.
This is f**king funny.
My favorite comedian of ALL TIME xD
I'm from Indiana to
His bit on camping �� "Let's pre-package ourselves for the serial killers." XD
At least I'm not an orange.
I love bacon
One of the best!
Very funny!:)
That's stupid...f*r t
F*rt
Bolonga!!!!! ! ! !
Luv this guy
I love Jim Gaffigan!!!! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
newyorktwinm o m 1
This smells like it came out of a dumpster, let's eat it! Hoooot Poockeet! Caliente pockeet!
forgetfulred h e a d
Stick my head in the microwave hoooot pooooocket!! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Love This guy This smells Like a dumster lets eat it ha ha ha
Anybody want kale?
He's here! He's here! The guy is here, what do we do! What did he get us? Hot Pockets. O_O. BURN HIM.
Hoooooooot Pockeeeeet *shoves head in a toilet*
I need
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willkaufman0 3
DEAAAAATH pocket
Lol he's sooo awesome�����
y0rdaddi3
This is my favorite one lolol
this guy is too funny man
duttonusa
SO FUNNY!��
Ikr.. I can't even take care of myself! xD
me nether! I could not do it
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