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Escalators

Features of This Track

a sarcastic delivery
technology humor
satirical observations
jokes appropriate for a family audience
2000s era comedy
many other comedic similarities

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Comments

bbustos0318
Learning to walk again..... hahahaha
beeblebrox12 3 4 5
I saw a airport with a moving sidewalk then 5 feet after the end there's another wants?!?!?!?
Lol
SIDEWALK ENDING...... .
mcmjp399
☕️☕️
Kik me at Sachikoisgod d e s s . DO IT!!
I'm not lazy enough to use escalators. I'm the one walking up behind everyone.
what's the point its like havering a dead butler. #2 my butler died last week
LEARNiNG TO WALK AGAIN!!!!!!
"ur nothing but an organized hill."
Escalators��
How do I walk again?? lol
"They're nothing more than an organized hill" Jim Gaffigan 2013
DUNUNUNUNUN to: LEARNING TO WALK AGAIN
Settle down weirdo!!!!
michellegull e y
That scrawny guys gonna kick his
Moving sidewalk ! Lol
I made an anourmous mistake
I love escalators. 
Its conveniently located a mile away. Did you bring a canoe? Cause theirs a river!
mbhsing
i made a anomis mustak
mbhsing
i love lrning to walk agein
HA
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I love Walker Texas Ranger!!
If you walk down the side that goes up its really weird
Sweet escalators all I gotta do is keep my balance
OMG can't stop laughing!!!!
The other escalator is conveniently located a mile away.

This is so funny I almost choked on a piece of candy
He's like Walker Texas Ranger walker!!!
What's the point! It's like having a dead butler!
My friends all strted listening 2 him and I'm like wht the heck. Oh my gosh, I can't stop laughing. ROFL!!!!
The only thi ng worst. Than stairs is the escalator that's not working!!lol
tunanananann a
I'm going up stairs without moving my feet! XD lol
noahcaywoodi s b
Haha
My butler died last weekend
kemperjolly
You're nothing more than an organized hill lol.
Escalators are for PEAPOLE THAT NEED A BREAK
XD wow so funny
Hahaha this sidewalk has slowed down !! Bionic man, I have done that !! Hilarious
it's like having a dead butler. My butler died last week. I'm trapped! Help! Help! LOL!!
Love it!! Favorite!!
LOL side walk ending...... . Why didn't they make an announcement
Phucking hilarious
dancingqueen 3 0 0 0
I was quoting this bit at the airport on the escalators and on the moving sidewalks. I actually walked o the sidewalk making the noises he made. It was AWESOME!!!!! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ¡ ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ¡
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