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Escalators

Features of This Track

a sarcastic delivery
technology humor
satirical observations
jokes appropriate for a family audience
2000s era comedy
many other comedic similarities

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He's hysterical omg
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Lol
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carol_rosenb e r g
Learning to walk again!:)��
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cgt.goducks
HOW DO I WALK AGAIN?!?!?!?
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"I'm talking the stairs because I'm watching my cholesterol. . . " (5 minutes later). "I made a huge mistake!!!D: "
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In my opinion, this is his best.
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hjmunson
SIDEWALK IS ENDING!!!!!! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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XD
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crophopper69
Settle down weirdo!
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hjmunson
Well this is going real slow now.....
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jet12473
It's like having a dead butler! Lol
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I'm trapped! Help! Help!
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kllymcc
So funny
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beeblebrox12 3 4 5
I saw a airport with a moving sidewalk then 5 feet after the end there's another wants?!?!?!?
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Lol
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SIDEWALK ENDING...... .
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☕️☕️
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curranerika
How do I walk again???
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Kik me at Sachikoisgod d e s s . DO IT!!
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I'm not lazy enough to use escalators. I'm the one walking up behind everyone.
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what's the point its like havering a dead butler. #2 my butler died last week
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LEARNiNG TO WALK AGAIN!!!!!!
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"ur nothing but an organized hill."
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Escalators��
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How do I walk again?? lol
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"They're nothing more than an organized hill" Jim Gaffigan 2013
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DUNUNUNUNUN to: LEARNING TO WALK AGAIN
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Settle down weirdo!!!!
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michellegull e y
That scrawny guys gonna kick his
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Moving sidewalk ! Lol
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I made an anourmous mistake
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I love escalators. 
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Its conveniently located a mile away. Did you bring a canoe? Cause theirs a river!
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mbhsing
i made a anomis mustak
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mbhsing
i love lrning to walk agein
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HA
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I love Walker Texas Ranger!!
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If you walk down the side that goes up its really weird
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Sweet escalators all I gotta do is keep my balance
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OMG can't stop laughing!!!!
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The other escalator is conveniently located a mile away.

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This is so funny I almost choked on a piece of candy
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He's like Walker Texas Ranger walker!!!
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What's the point! It's like having a dead butler!
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My friends all strted listening 2 him and I'm like wht the heck. Oh my gosh, I can't stop laughing. ROFL!!!!
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The only thi ng worst. Than stairs is the escalator that's not working!!lol
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tunanananann a
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I'm going up stairs without moving my feet! XD lol
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