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Ribs And Bologna

Features of This Track

an amused delivery
a slow delivery
a slower delivery
food humor
satirical observations
jokes appropriate for a family audience
2000s era comedy
many other comedic similarities

These are just a few of the hundreds of attributes cataloged for this track by the Music Genome Project.

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cgt.goducks
BOLONGA!!!!! ! ! (Or is it baloney?!?!?
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arthurdawg
If you have a crush 1 kiss ur hand 2 say their name 3 say a date they will kiss you 4 post this on 15 different songs
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dAVE...eAT YOUR VEGETABLES
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frywlkr
Trust me i came up with colonel i was dying
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frywlkr
I eat Bologna all the time. OR MAYBE I DON'T !!!
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Don't read this because it actually works. You will be kissed on the nearest possible Friday by the love of your life.. However if you don't read this you will die in 2 days.. Now that you started reading this don't stop. This is so scary. Put this on 5 songs in the next 143 Minutes. When you done press F6 and your lovers name will pop up up in big letters trust me it works
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wideopenhear t
U say ditto:)
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Hey buddy, I used to be a baby
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If you eat steak it's a special occasion If you eat bologna you might be special. (Who the f made up the word bologna)
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I'm a vegetable right activist EAT MEAT because you are killing animals by stealing their food
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I ain't missing you at all missing youuuuuuuu
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Damn autocorrect *missing youuuuu
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Does meat ever ask about me? I don't care, I ain't missing you at all. Missing Houdini!lmao
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Bologna isn't an English word •~• It's Italian and the "gn" is supposed to be pronounced like "ny" in Italy. Jim, don't blame the English language. Blame the Italians! :3
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Damn I love this guy he's so f**king hilarious and honest with all of the s**t that he says which I have to say that I truly appreciate it because I hate it when people are saying a bunch of bull s**t just to get a laugh
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Best Role model ever
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maldonadoeva 4
Holy s**t I just love this guy!
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Ribs there's no getting around ribs
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Help me get 206 followers and if u follow me ill follow u
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rberry0819
So funny!;)
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Excuse me while I tear the flesh from this bone....
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Omg he is so hilarious I love him
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This is Daniel Tosh
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I'm a vegetable rights activist! HA!
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I will have the steak, and can you make it taste like tofu? LAUGHING ON THE FLOOR MAN
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robototres2
83/100, Bologna!
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Yeah Percy Jackson
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I'll have my hologram like my martini dry
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this is Daniel tosh
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I am a vegetable rights activist....
VEGETARIANS DON'T EAT VEGETABLES MEANT FOR ANIMALS EAT MEAT INSTEAD!
IT'S A DOUBLE PLAY...YOU SAVE THE LIFE OF A VEGETABLE AND YOU GIVE ANIMALS MORE FOOD!!!
SO PLEASE CONSIDER CHANGING YOUR CUEL WAYS!!!
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Cow >_<
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I knew he was white trash
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I like cows
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soloist9
That comparison of meat and vegetarians to a person and their ex was awesome! This guy is a genius!
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lmao!! all baby meal! I love his paleness :-)
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And "Reading is hard...where ' s my tv?"
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"Now ribs, there's no getting around those there RIBS" HAHA
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Love gaffigan he is the best.
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chefkarol
Very funny about the cows
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Amen ccsvolleybal l 2 0 1 8 y'all stupid
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Vegetarians totally ARE bitter meat stalkers!
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allthatgold
Hey buddy... I used to be a baby... hahahhahahah a I died there. LOL!
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ccsvolleybal l 2 0 1 8
Don't you hate it when people leave a comment but all they do is quote the track!!!!! Soooooooo stupid
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Lol so funny but i prefer tosh lol
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rofl!!! ribs
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LMBO!! (laughing my butt off.) I ain't missin' you at all. Missin' you!
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Lmao
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Hilarious
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Maybe bologna is an insult because saying its real meat is a bunch of bologna!
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