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Subway

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an amused delivery
surpising juxtapositions
subject explorations
a sarcastic delivery
food humor
a wide variety of subject matter
character parodies
satirical observations
comedy from the 2010s
many other comedic similarities

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Jared seems like a good guy lol
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I go to subway, not just because I like watching a clinically depressed person making my sandwich
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He couldn't make that joke now....
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Too funny! I want to listen again!
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If only he knew...
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adelita.getu r g u n
Fucken Jared, may you live like a cockroach and rot in hell.
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"Jared is a nice guy."
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It funny listening to this after what happened to Jared
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Hey I work at subway, buddy!
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Jared's fall from sandwich grace....
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arcadecrafts e r v e r s
\/ Ikr
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spaceboy099
Jared before jail
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I like subway! It's funny, but in my experiences it's not true.
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I'm sad for whoever came up with SUBWAY and knew we would pay for expensive, crappy sandwiches
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Eat freeeeeesh
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All true Jim Gaffigan all true!
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melanie.brow n 9 6
I'm gonna have to punch you now. Don't talk about SUBWAY like that
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Jared eats fresh and loves kids
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Mice actually prefer peanuts... Rats like cheese.
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You are a big piece a s**t comedian, f**k you
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Free Lettuce???? No Way!!!!!!
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It's like a tuna gaspocho
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I am the great and powerful Jared! Bring me the broomstick of Little Caesers!
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raasadler5
i like subway alot
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It's funny cause it's true
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I don't know where your subway is but at my subway they give you like 10 slices of hams.
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I work at subway OMG this is funny as heck!!!!!!
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Hahaha!!!!!!
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Not so fresh
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JAZZY!
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Omg I swear thanks Jim I can't stop laughing and my parents are asleep this is just TOO funny
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That.meatbal l sub i always get that
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SUBWAY (I love subway) :D mmmmm yummy sandwiches :3 I at least go there one a week. :D
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samanthaslem p
Omg IM EATING BACON
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Subway
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phillyeagles 1 9 3 3
Eeeeeeeeeet, f r e e e e e e e e e e e e s h
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Absolutely hilarious!!! !
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Lul i love his high pitched imitaton
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Sooooooooooo o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o funnyyyyyyy



"Subway eat freash" bite into ur lunch " hmmm not so fresh "
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LOL jim
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Snęêż gaürd ftw
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"Oh, Subway. Eat fresh." Then you bite into it then you say, "Not so fresh. Not fresh at all." Lmaox
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Lol lmao
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eternalselph
Lmao
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Lmfao lolololololo l
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Lmao
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mjsangel3
This is EXACTY my experience with subway though. Once upon a time I love it and then I realized.... i t s nasty.
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Jim gaffigan is my favorite comedian :)
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This guy is effing hilarious!
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Toaster oven they stole from a dorm room... Lmao!
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