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Subway

Features of This Track

an amused delivery
surpising juxtapositions
subject explorations
a sarcastic delivery
a wide variety of subject matter
food humor
character parodies
satirical observations
comedy from the 2010s
many other comedic similarities

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Mice actually prefer peanuts... Rats like cheese.
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You are a big piece a s**t comedian, f**k you
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Free Lettuce???? No Way!!!!!!
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It's like a tuna gaspocho
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I am the great and powerful Jared! Bring me the broomstick of Little Caesers!
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raasadler5
i like subway alot
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It's funny cause it's true
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I don't know where your subway is but at my subway they give you like 10 slices of hams.
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I work at subway OMG this is funny as heck!!!!!!
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Hahaha!!!!!!
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Not so fresh
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JAZZY!
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Omg I swear thanks Jim I can't stop laughing and my parents are asleep this is just TOO funny
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That.meatbal l sub i always get that
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SUBWAY (I love subway) :D mmmmm yummy sandwiches :3 I at least go there one a week. :D
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samanthaslem p
Omg IM EATING BACON
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Subway
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Eeeeeeeeeet, f r e e e e e e e e e e e e s h
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Absolutely hilarious!!! !
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Lul i love his high pitched imitaton
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Sooooooooooo o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o funnyyyyyyy



"Subway eat freash" bite into ur lunch " hmmm not so fresh "
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LOL jim
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Snęêż gaürd ftw
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"Oh, Subway. Eat fresh." Then you bite into it then you say, "Not so fresh. Not fresh at all." Lmaox
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Lol lmao
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eternalselph
Lmao
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Lmfao lolololololo l
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Lmao
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mjsangel3
This is EXACTY my experience with subway though. Once upon a time I love it and then I realized.... i t s nasty.
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Jim gaffigan is my favorite comedian :)
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This guy is effing hilarious!
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Toaster oven they stole from a dorm room... Lmao!
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free lettuce!! no way!! lmao
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Diahreah
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:P
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This guy is awesom!
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tobydials
Subway is good but I still love Gaffigan

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