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Airport Security

Features of This Track

hostile comedy
surpising juxtapositions
subject explorations
a sarcastic delivery
jokes about transportation
a wide variety of subject matter
satirical observations
explicit content
2000s era comedy
many other comedic similarities

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the 95 year old guy anit going to attack the plane. lol
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BOOOOOOM
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HES GOT LOTION
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Ahhhh lotion bomb! XD
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Awesome
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hvega1981
F**king hate flying dude
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I'm dying! Helppppp!!!! ! I can't breathe!!!!!
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One of my fav comedians
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Haha I was laughing from the first line.
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I'm used to America, where everybody speaks...Spa n i s h . XD so freakin funny!
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Damn funny dude! I would love to see him live.
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F**k! I think i am gonna pass out!
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Freaking hilarious!!! ! I love him!!!
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Why have I not heard of John Caparulo til now?!?!?!! This guy is hysterical!! His voice and delivery makes him a top notch comic!!! He should be one of the most famous comics of his generation! !
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howardnick64
Yeah hes funnyer then hell
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I think he is so funny... I want to see him live so bad....

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