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The Xanax Story

Features of This Track

an amused delivery
humorously dim-witted logic
anecdotes
a self-deprecating delivery
medical jokes
blue humor
shock humor
comedy from the 2010s
many other comedic similarities

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Comments

And then I was alone again....... w i t h batman
Go ahead stick it in, I am an american!
Ohhhhh. I'm sorry.
What is john mulaney doing on the LGBT station he's not even gay
You gotta go!!!
Lol
Oooooooooooo o o o o o o o o h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h I'm sorry! !!!!!!!!!!!! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! Lmao and then I'm alone with batman, I would have just got Xanax from some guy on the corner of my street or my cousin who's a doctor lmao which ever one is easier
Oh jeez cx lmao thisshh is crazy.
Weird I just watched him last night
All the stuff he talks about is so awkward i love it
Damn this guy is ridiculously f**king funny
Lol
I laughed so hard I up chucked my kidney. XD "Cough" "cough" "cough"
My new favorite comedian
We were like dogs without horses!
karateboy040 1
This is funny, don't get me wrong..but if this actually happened and it isn't something he made up for the show...Why didn't he just put frequent anxiety as the reason for the visit XD
If you dont get how this is funny you are a weak minded fuqk with zero sense of humor
Its a common trope in television and story telling that when characters meet again later they are wearing glasses or something to show the viewer that things are different now.
This keeps coming up on Pandora and I would greatly appreciated if someone could explain the last joke when he says,"he was wearing glasses to show that time had passed"
Not funny
I laughed so hard I threw up. Omg. .. I'm sorry.
Not trying to be a dick but, how is this funny?
Bahahaha I'm sooorrrrryyy y ! ! ! XD
Omigod I'm in tears right now from laughing so hard!!! Love him <3
Can someone explain
I don't understand the last joke
Dying of laughter lmao
Lol
Ohhhh!!! I'm Sorry!!!
Omfg. Lawl!!!!
Not a fan
I started laughing so hard I started choking!!! Too bad I missed the last part :(
I'M SORRY!
That was f**king BRILLIANT xD
Just could of bought em from a homie xD
liquidkrew
Great story!
Lol....Bahah a ❌⭕❌⭕
Bahamas ❌⭕❌⭕
This guy has been funny every bit I've heard. Gonna buy
Aahahahahah
Fuuuunnnnnyy y y h h
John Mulaney is a geniusss
Yes lol I got it... I love this!!!
Anybody get the final joke? "And he was wearing reading glasses to show that time had passed"
superspecial a w e s o m e . f u l l e r 7
Awesome!
Funny

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