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The Xanax Story

Features of This Track

an amused delivery
humorously dim-witted logic
anecdotes
a self-deprecating delivery
medical jokes
blue humor
shock humor
comedy from the 2010s
many other comedic similarities

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So I pulled up my pants and shuffled away... Feeling different...
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F**k no. I will die if I want to.
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A lot of you are laughing so hard at this that your choking! John mulaney is killing you
You should probably stop listening to him ��
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I was weak lmafo
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Kiss your hand
Say your crush's name
Say your name
Pick a day
Post this on 5 songs
Your crush will ask you out
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I yell awwwww XD
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Is he LGBT bc he's playing on that radio
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*hires dog to watch horse*
"Ok. Our numbers are on the fridge and we keep the dog food in the pantry and you're a horse."
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I am amused by his dilivery
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"I bet I know what most things feel like" NOPE
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he didnt even get the pills
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go stick i it in i am an american lol
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XD Alright! We are gonna do a blood test! You look different, let's go!
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we are approaching montanique omg
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Love this guy ����❤❤
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"IM AN AMERICAN"
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IM SORRY
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O M G!!! LMFAO
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Oh my goodness he is so funny and actually really handsome <3
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and batman danced back in.
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And then I was alone again....... w i t h batman
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Go ahead stick it in, I am an american!
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Ohhhhh. I'm sorry.
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What is john mulaney doing on the LGBT station he's not even gay
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You gotta go!!!
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Lol
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Oooooooooooo o o o o o o o o h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h I'm sorry! !!!!!!!!!!!! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! Lmao and then I'm alone with batman, I would have just got Xanax from some guy on the corner of my street or my cousin who's a doctor lmao which ever one is easier
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Oh jeez cx lmao thisshh is crazy.
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Weird I just watched him last night
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All the stuff he talks about is so awkward i love it
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Damn this guy is ridiculously f**king funny
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Lol
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I laughed so hard I up chucked my kidney. XD "Cough" "cough" "cough"
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My new favorite comedian
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We were like dogs without horses!
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karateboy040 1
This is funny, don't get me wrong..but if this actually happened and it isn't something he made up for the show...Why didn't he just put frequent anxiety as the reason for the visit XD
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If you dont get how this is funny you are a weak minded fuqk with zero sense of humor
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Its a common trope in television and story telling that when characters meet again later they are wearing glasses or something to show the viewer that things are different now.
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This keeps coming up on Pandora and I would greatly appreciated if someone could explain the last joke when he says,"he was wearing glasses to show that time had passed"
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Not funny
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I laughed so hard I threw up. Omg. .. I'm sorry.
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Not trying to be a dick but, how is this funny?
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Bahahaha I'm sooorrrrryyy y ! ! ! XD
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Omigod I'm in tears right now from laughing so hard!!! Love him <3
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Can someone explain
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I don't understand the last joke
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Dying of laughter lmao
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Lol
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Ohhhh!!! I'm Sorry!!!
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