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Math And King Solomon

Features of This Track

an amused delivery
subject explorations
a sarcastic delivery
religious jokes
jokes about growing up
satirical observations
2000s era comedy
many other comedic similarities

These are just a few of the hundreds of attributes cataloged for this track by the Music Genome Project.

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Nope she didn't say that Mr. Mulaney
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What kind of awful b**ch is like I'll take what I take the legs and you can have the top part...








THIS B**CH IS SO F**KED UP SHE CALLS THE HEAD THE TOP PART
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We were group 2 ;) we were a swell bunch of kids

The teacher said hey group 2 what are we going to call you.


Ah bingo you got it.
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aabev2
Heyyyyyy... Why don't you not do that?
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Did anyone else hear the f**king belch at the beginning of the story
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Actually what happened is the two ladies both had a child and the one who stole the other one had rolled over on top of her chold and ot died so when they took the kid to Solomon he said to cut the kid in half the kidnapper said to do what the king said and the good lady said that she was not the mother and that she did bot want the kid to be sliced and to give it to the terrible person and that's how Solomon knew
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mrtowsson
Group two.. I did the same thing in my math class back in middle school.
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I touch myself
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I've heard this story before it's jacked up
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"Group two"
LOL xD ==)
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gavindunagan 2 2
Oh John your hilarious in all of your shows
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XD super funny! Loved this!
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freeman.zing
Hey why don't u not do that lol
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Blue Angels .v. Group 2 who will win? It's so fun religious studies that's like Sam from the muppets talking no about America!
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XD group two
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I'm totally group 2
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davidcollis7 7
The butt-hurt in the comments hahaha.
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The top part xD
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I would be in the Blue Angles!
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rosa4100
GROUP 2. Such an epic, creative name
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LMAO group 2!! XD
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no, don't cut the baby down the middle. lol
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Favorite act <3
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dumb
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Stuff
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Hahaha "Group 2"... Lol
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XD
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This food is seriously hilarious lol
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This dudes face kinda looks weird
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Fun fact: did you know that king Solomon chose wisdom over fame and riches and glory
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alandriab
Group 2
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You know what? F**k you
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You're just copying me!
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F**k you
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Nuh uh
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No, f**k you!
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F**k you
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I would of cut it in half....
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I love this!
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U must be the father!
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scottcarlson 1 0
Why isn't there a fu*$ing love button because he is the best!
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No don't cut the baby down the middle
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4 and 5 is 12....Annd we're done for the day
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I'm in group 2
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I'll take the arms and the head don't worry I keep it safe
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superlexi200
I love this guy!
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Wow...this is hilarious!
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Goolick!! Haha! Now that's funny!
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msweinstein. m w
No wonder goolick, you don't like funny comedians
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Couldn't stop laughing
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