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The Salt And Pepper Diner

Features of This Track

shouting
an amused delivery
anecdotes
a sarcastic delivery
a self-satisfied delivery
jokes about the entertainment industry
jokes about growing up
absurdist comedy
satirical observations
2000s era comedy
many other comedic similarities

These are just a few of the hundreds of attributes cataloged for this track by the Music Genome Project.

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If they don't, I'll do it somewhere else when it's packed and I'll love every second of it
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I'm hope they still have the jukebox. I'll go and that's what I'll do. That'll be the greatest day ever.
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MartyvH, you just ruined my plan... Lol
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I'm dieing!!!! Hahahahahaha h a h a h a a h a h a h a h a h a
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It's still there. I found this place pretty easily on Google Maps, if ever you're in the Chicago area. Though I'm thinking they might have removed the jukebox.
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SO FUNNY!!!!���
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Anyone else hear that weird woman in the back ground that keeps saying "Ahh."
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I could listen to this every day. Love this so much! Made the song what's new Pus.sy Cat so much better for me.
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That hurt. Laughing hurts.
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Love this !!!!
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i have listened to this 5 times and is still funny
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I just re-enacted this by myself. Self-induced torture. ��
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Right there when he punched in 7 what's new p**sy cats, I said to myself... I would soooooooooo, do that. Just like I have stood outside with name tag saying life, and I gave out lemons, and you got it...
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Omg soo funny I need to do that and I was laughing soo hard :*).
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OMG I have to do this!
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I've beer laughed so hard before in my life! This is something I would do too!
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F**k me that's funny
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When he was silent I was like oh it's over? BWAH WHATS NEW P**SY CAT?! I f*rted and fell off my seat lol
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GOD DANMIT!
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This is hilarious!
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cgt.goducks
Funniest story ever!!!
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kimpearson18 7
He is cute
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Follow me for organs
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underrob15
On mother's day, I was studying for an IB test while drinking a milkshake and listening to The Salt and Pepper Diner and when he said AND THEN WE WENT BACK...HOLY S***!....... . . . B W W A A A H ! WHAT'S NEW P**SY CAT? , I started CHOKING on my shake, I s*** you not!
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BWAAAAH! WHAT'S NEW P**SY CAT??
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traceydalby8
I almost peed. The only people who know that "almost" is me and my washing machi- wait, am I still typing?
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i f**king love this joke
this is like the best one
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Lol! best joke on the station so far!
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So funny
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Omg I am dyeing!!!!!
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Ahahahaha was dying half way through, pretty much dead at the end (RIP death by laughter) That track was hilarious... . I really want to do that now
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i LOVE this track!!!!!
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WHAT'S NEW P**SY CAT?!?!?
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Lol I know the salt and pepper dinner
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I hate tom jones for that song!!!!!!
He's ruined music as we know it,cause people actually like it!!!!!!!
Lololololol! ! ! ! ! !
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sonak2013
OMG WANT TO TRY THIS SO BAD!!!
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8=========== = = = D
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lolz937
I've done this
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irvd2x
That is absolutely HILARIOUS.Th a t story is one that my daughter tells me my ex wife laughed hysterically . . as did I when I first heard it.This joke can save marriages.
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i have to have to have to try that with whats new p**sy cat
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I wanna do this
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I love McDonald's
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davidcollis7 7
THIS is my favorite comedy track on any comedy station! His real life stories are the best hahaha!
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It's not unusual..... .
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In my life... Consider it done
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This is why we don't have jukeboxes in diners!!!!!
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so f**king funny
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WHATS NEW P**SY CAT��
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This guy is hilarious
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