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hostile comedy
jokes about personal relationships
satirical observations
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comedy from the 2010s
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WTF Can't stop laughing thank you kevin hart!
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Get Yo a** out the damn oven!
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LOL
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Lol why cant she have a cookie Jesus? XD
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I shouldn't be lisnen to this stuff IMA stop
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ghall4153
Look it up on YouTube like I did all his for all his shows
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Why can't she have a cookie? Why'd you buy the damn cookies if ain't nobody can have em?
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Lol I live in Cleveland and I was at this
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I know you can't see his movements, but what his son does is hilarious
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Funny a** guy!!!!!
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Damn I love this guy he's so f**king hilarious and plus I don't know what I would do if my child gave me a soft voice and my wife yelled at me and my child telling me that he is not allowed to have a cookie or even worse if it was my daughter because if I have a girl I'm going to spoil the s**t out of my baby girl and I have to say the only reason why I think that is because I live in a house full of men and we are always at each others throats and sometimes even threatened to kill one another b
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Please follow me! I like this song. With Kevin Hart
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melissa_nurs e
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Lol xD
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Lmfao that be my mom all the way, buying stuff but tell me not to eat it all, but she take 4ever to eat it
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Lolxx he mhyy little niggah !!
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I like this song. With Kevin hart
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Lmfao
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My favorite comedian
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PLEASE JESUS LET THIS CHILD HAVE A COOKIE
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shontia.stok e s
Lmmfao
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amyebean4
Kevin hart is so funny
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Why can't she have the cookies jesus?
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@#@#`@````@@ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ 5 6 6 ) % @ @
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f**k
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OMG FUNNIEST CRAP EVER

LOVE YA KEV
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Why did you buy the cookies if no one can eat the damn cookies?!?
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He's not dumb he just does dumb s**t.....
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Funny a** guy
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Ride along was hilarious!
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I live in ohio
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Lebron and Shaquille in the house
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Give me a damn cookie
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FUNNY
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He is my f**king n**ga homies lol
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Lol this guy is truly funny
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funny bro :)
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lmao
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Funny as #*%@
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I can't believe that I had the chance to meet him back stage and he is funny without an act that he practiced he is funny anyways I got to hang with him and then we both went to hang at his house and it is awesome kev you rock
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It's a Dick on the phone..... omggggg important dead rofl
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A little thug ladder.
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He made me dying
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Kevin hart will always be better than dane cook
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DONT GIVE HER NO GODDAMN COOKIE
Why can't I give her a cookie Jesus? What did she do?
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Funny
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Dude funny af
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HOT DADDY HOT lololol
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Haha Lebron was in the cavilers hahaha
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DONT GIVE HER NO GOD DAMN COOKIE LOL
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