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Kurt Metzger

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Track List: White Precious

1. Get Ready For A Letdown!

2. Kurt Metzger Breaks His Mother's Heart

3. Kurt Metzger Needs To Get Out More.

4. No One Has Suffered More Than Me

5. Ricky! Noooooooooo!

6. I'm Basically Salman Rushdie.

7. Last Of The Great White Jobs.

8. Steve, Get Out Of My Way!

9. Kurt Metzger Seems A Little TOO Obsessed With This.

10. Kurt Metzger Makes A Brave Decision.

11. But Kurt Does Have A Point, Right?

12. Terry The Smoker

13. This Joke's A Fifty Fifty.

14. All Kidding Aside I Had A Great Time In Anchorage.

15. Kurt Metzger Is An Old Knickerbocker.

16. White Precious

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Track List: Talks To Young People About Sex

1. The Gulf Spill Affects All Of Us, And Guidos

2. Some Things You DO NOT Joke About!

3. Kurt Explains Why America Is Still Number 1

4. Cash4gold, Facebook, Your Virginity, And You!

5. A Sweaty Monster Gets Everyone To Forgive Tiger Woods

6. Kurt Talks To Young People About Fat Chicks And Alaska

7. A Heavy Mexican Lunch With Ice Cream For Dessert

8. Kurt Talks To Young People About Dating And Plastic Surgery

9. Straight Talk About Jizz

10. Hold Your Own F**king Purse

11. S**tting, Hair Loss, S**tting S**tting

12. This One Is Hard To Justify!

14. Know Your Gyno!

15. Kurt Explains Evolution To Young People And Why God Is A Woman

16. Kurt Talks To Young People About Interracial Dating

17. Award Winning Michael Jackson Joke Followed By Frank Discussion Of Sexual Abuse

18. The Mayan Prophecies, 2012, And You!

19. Curing AIDS The Kinoki Way!

20. Kurt Talks To Young People About Safe Assplay

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csdavila1204
Lol this dude is f**king halarious
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He's Randal from ugly americains
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He is one of the best out there. New to me. Great find.
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Kurt Metzger is one of my favorite comedians. I love him as Randal on Ugly Americans, and I love his standup. Great stuff
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fred.currier
This guy is 1 of the best stand up comedians you are ever going to listen to what he is absolutely fantastic I laugh so hard listening to this man that I start coughing and I have to turn him off otherwise I may pass out from laughter
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jovancsulb
freaking AWESOME!

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