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Hot Girls In Bars And Their Dude Counterparts

Features of This Track

traditional joke structures
a self-deprecating delivery
sexual jokes
blue humor
comedy from the 2010s
many other comedic similarities

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Lil
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The shirt if a belly v neck. Skirt is at asś level. Boots is knee level so u could tie it for her. :p
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F**got! Lmao
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They take their anger on some random guy. "HEY F**GOT!
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Who is gonnan f**k all 9 of you?lol
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Well will it get you laid I did
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Dont read this because it actually works. You will get kissed on the nearest possible friday by the loved of your life. however if you do not post this comment to at least 3 songs you will die in 2 days. now youve started reading this so dont stop. this is so scary put this on at least 5 songs in at least 143 minutes when if done press f6 and your lovers name will appear on the screen in big letters this this is scary cuz it actually work
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Louis Ck is freakin awesome
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Djt... Agreed!
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This is a really funny bit, but the whole stroking-ges t u r e thing is lost!

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