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My 3-Year-Old Is A 3-Year-Old

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NO! YOU DON'T KNOW!
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you are a sick sick person burn in hell
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If your kid is this annoying use this ____________ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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I am not even using my memory right now, I'm reading off the FVCKING BOX THE SH!T CAME OUT OF!!!
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IS THAT A PORKCOOKIE THERE!!!!!!!
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I DONT KNOW WHICH PIECE TO EAT... HELP ME!!
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Damn this s**t reminds me of when I first had my first born child and every time I would argue with him ,and I have to say that I truly love him but he would get on my f**king last nerve and then I would just blame it on his mother
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Pig newtens
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Haha!!! Love him!!!!
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legoluke21
Somebody needed a spanking, lol
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i love this guy two thumbs up XD
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They're called PIG NEWTONS!!
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Ha he's funny
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Does it taste like a pork cookie, motherf**ker ! ? No, it taste like figs. Hmm, how f**king interesting! ! Fig newtons!
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So hard to f&*king work with this guy talkin trough my headphones LMFAO
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It's effin bananas man!!
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winklerfamil y
shes like "HELP ME!!!!"
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The best, the f**king best!
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Lmfao
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omg i should probably get back 2 work XD
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I'm actually sitting at my desk in the lab laughing mutely, trying to work on my Excel tables. My friends who are parents all have kids around this age. I LOVE these kinds of funny family stories!

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