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My 7-Year-Old Is Better Than Me

Features of This Track

anecdotes
a self-deprecating delivery
animal jokes
jokes about personal relationships
jokes about growing up
comedy from the 2010s
many other comedic similarities

These are just a few of the hundreds of attributes cataloged for this track by the Music Genome Project.

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Has anyone heard about the story of burnished burns horse punched
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People who don't punch ponies make me SICK!
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XDXDXD
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(Hears the pony part. Gasp) I TRUSTED YOU!!!!(poin t s at a pony) XD XD
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gavindunagan 2 2
Always
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This is one of my favorite CK tracks. Lmao. Poor girl though.
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Reading comments saying how they laughed, when the whole time I didn't even chuckle.
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A pony bit me once ;( I was bleeding it hurt
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i love this so freaking much
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He's a genius
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yep! ponies bit. especially the wild ones.
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Its funny to me even more bc like three years ago he talked about when she was 4 and she was gross and evil. And how his baby was good but now she's evil
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Bernie the horse puncher from achievement hunter
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pafrye6
My 6 year old knows about the sun exploding. He didn't cry. Go figure.
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People who dont hit their ponies make me sick!!
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Omg :'D
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C k is such the a-hole
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nekomesha
Love this man!
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He talks about his kids all the time!!!!!!!! !
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Raped by Santa Claus..
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helgar_71
Funny
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ejhottie2000
I'm not f**kin with you'
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:)
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Hahaha
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Gotta love Italian ponies.
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momomixon
My god..hilario u s
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James Moore Gospel
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Louis CK found the trolls.
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Omg so hilarious !! I had to pause it I was laughing so hard
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Hahahahahaha h I love this!!! 
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its so funney
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Nice
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Funny!
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Ugh. I would be the one in his position.
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So funny can't stop laughing
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Oh my gosh!! Can't stop laughing!!! :D
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crystlegg_g
Dude is great!
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sounds like my childhood lol >_<
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Haha great
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fucken hilarious :D
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dancingqueen 3 0 0 0
How could that little gitl be so innocent with him as her father
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funny s**t
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stupid italian pony !!!
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What a jerk.

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