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My 7-Year-Old Is Better Than Me

Features of This Track

anecdotes
a self-deprecating delivery
animal jokes
jokes about personal relationships
jokes about growing up
comedy from the 2010s
many other comedic similarities

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Comments

i love this so freaking much
He's a genius
yep! ponies bit. especially the wild ones.
Its funny to me even more bc like three years ago he talked about when she was 4 and she was gross and evil. And how his baby was good but now she's evil
Bernie the horse puncher from achievement hunter
pafrye6
My 6 year old knows about the sun exploding. He didn't cry. Go figure.
People who dont hit their ponies make me sick!!
Omg :'D
C k is such the a-hole
nekomesha
Love this man!
He talks about his kids all the time!!!!!!!! !
Raped by Santa Claus..
helgar_71
Funny
ejhottie2000
I'm not f**kin with you'
:)
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Hahaha
Gotta love Italian ponies.
momomixon
My god..hilario u s
James Moore Gospel
Louis CK found the trolls.
Omg so hilarious !! I had to pause it I was laughing so hard
Hahahahahaha h I love this!!! 
its so funney
Nice
XD
Funny!
So funny can't stop laughing
Oh my gosh!! Can't stop laughing!!! :D
crystlegg_g
Dude is great!
sounds like my childhood lol >_<
Haha great
fucken hilarious :D
dancingqueen 3 0 0 0
How could that little gitl be so innocent with him as her father
funny s**t
stupid italian pony !!!
What a jerk.

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