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Too Old For Drugs

Features of This Track

jokes about drugs
humorously dim-witted logic
anecdotes
jokes about personal relationships
dark humor
satirical observations
explicit content
comedy from the 2010s
many other comedic similarities

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dinhodylan
"Jean jacket hits" gets me everytime
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I DONT WANT IT
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And look at her 5..4..3..2.. 1 look at him 5..4..3..2.. 1 . . Switch direction IM LEAVING he's too funny lol
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I'm from Kansas City and it is one of the most beautiful cities
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avaronin
been there hahaha
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Damn I love this guy he's so f**king hilarious and to be honest I don't know what the f**k he was thinking when he said that he can't smoke or drink because he's to old
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Lmfao
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Damn I believe that you are never too old for drugs only if you can't handle it I guess
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Too old for drugs?!! N**ga pleeease!
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I don't like how air is touching my arm
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In about 10 seconds everything went bewwwwbewww. Nod your head hahaha. That's weird too. I gotta go. Do I just back away and hope they fill in. iM LEAVING! ! Hes too funny.
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kristeen.joh n s o n 5 1
We are all standing in a perfect circle... do I just back away slowly... goodbye that's a nightmare ... that's just noises
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Bailly
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WOW LOVE HIM
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Kiss your hand
Say your crushes name 3 times
Say a day
Close your had
Say your name 3 times
Open your hand
Post this on 15 songs as your crush will ask you out on this day
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hcgareis
RUNNIN WITH THE DEVIL
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That means this guy is ok:-)
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Gihydjbtjfbu e g v t f d t d j i f j j f c r f h u t f h v n j y r h u r f h y t : - )
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bc12786
Haha the absence of flesh in the ear guy
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I was eating breakfaat when i heard this and I got milk all over my screen
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Lol
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r.victoria0
I'M LEAVING!!!! Lol
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You should be careful that's a lot of pot. lol
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johnshort8
He's actually not such a bad singer.
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Had me lmao!!

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