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MEOW MEOW MEOW MMEEEEEEEOOO O O O O W W W W W W W W W W
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scpawlowski0 1
His Jamaican accent sounds like an Irish accent
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He is so right about people in Ohio!!
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We gots tah go meow
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betsymcclima n s
Lily look. Hes got a wife from Texas. Make you feel better? Okay. Good.
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alienmark67
FIRAH TWUCK!!!!!!
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Funny
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Lady stop b**ching about Texas. He didn't say anything bad about it.
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Y do u hate Texas so much and make fun of it huh? Well ur now my least favorite comedian so ya that's what ya get
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And don't mess with Texas means don't litter in Texas dummy!!
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And Texas is awesome ok!! Not all people here r like that!!
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Don't make fun of Texas!! I live there and it's awesome!! And Texas is not hell ok maybe Louisiana I love Texas!!!! Don't mess with Texas!! Texas is fun u just don't have imagination
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subz3r0115
Call her a c**t....
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Very funny. A cat death clawed me once before as well.
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There's a dude in there!!
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OHHH FUUUUCK! OH FUUUCK!
-Me encountering a Deathclaw
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his wife sounds lame lol
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This guy is sooooooooooo o funny.
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He looks like Michael from gta5
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Read this it really work's. Hit your self in the face with a claw hammer at least 99 times in 30 minutes on the closest Friday your true love will show up for your funeral and make love to your dead corpse.it really work's.
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Awesome!!!!! !
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The team chivas
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Awwwww lol this guy is awesomeness! ! ! ! !
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AAAAHH FUUUCCKKK!!! ! ! AAAAHHHH FUUCKKKK!!!
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Don't read this because it actually works. You will be kissed on the nearest Friday by the love of your life however if you don't post this you will die in two days. Now you've started reading this so don't stop. This is so scary put thus on steady 5 songs in 143 minutes when done press f6 and your lovers name will appear on the screen in big letters this scary because it works!
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A Jamaican Death Joint !
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Bob, "there you go" lol....
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mommierussel l
Fire truck!!!!!!
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Sooo funny!!!!
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Haha funny
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He is f**king awesome!
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OHHHH FUUUCCCKKKK! ! ! ! ! OHHHHH FUUUCCCCKKKK ! ! ! ! I know in his heart he's saying fire truck.
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Dude is hilarious love him!
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His the best comedian
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follow me ill follow back
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Dude he's one of my fave comedians on this station!
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AWWWW FUUUUUCK!!!
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There better be an accident!
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after years of apple pie... i wanna bang an asian chick
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Mmm, b**ch whore lol
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slappity bappity no not the big breastise shell know shell know shell smell the baby powder ahhh
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Arnold lol yow ewow
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This guy is hilarious, didn't think I'd like him, didn't think I'd be into his style of comedy; until I heard his earthquake cat joke and his joke about buying weed in Jamaica... I couldn't stop laughing, his material is really well-written .
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One of my favorite comedians!
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in a gansta toe
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When is this guy having another album? He's awesome
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jwafflestomp e r
So funny!!
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Omg!!! I've had a "Jamaican death joint"!!! I love it! He hits rite at home. Lol!
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Lol that is funny a'f.
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