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Two Drink Mike

Features of This Track

a sarcastic delivery
a self-deprecating delivery
jokes about money
a wide variety of subject matter
satirical observations
jokes appropriate for a family audience
2000s era comedy
many other comedic similarities

These are just a few of the hundreds of attributes cataloged for this track by the Music Genome Project.

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Cinnamon Toast Crunch is CRACK??!!?? I'm eating it every morning now
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Do you guys hate me?? 17 times... Now we do
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edwnc
...and then you fall asleep in the tub Just like whitney houston
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So true Quinn
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Rita the engines are stalling get me some quarters and another drink...... this place is starting to look like a laundromat
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U wan wee u wan smoke. Got any snapple™
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Always that fat guy with the stupidest laf ever
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YOU WANT WEED OR SNAPPLE
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Glamazon.com
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I have that camera in the reflection!
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50 drink mike
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eliprice9
Glamazon.com
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rudygoesbana n a s
You want weed?
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Enjoys dancing with wildlife. Ha ha
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This place is starting to look like a Landry mat!!!! XD
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Do you guys hate me lol
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Hey, hey buddy. Wanna a Snapple?
Yeah. You know what would be great with that Snapple? A BOX OF WEED
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SNAPPLE
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Cinnamon toast crunch is like crack.
xD
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lennybutters
Want a snapple?
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omfg i love this guy.
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:)

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