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Mortician

A grindcore-influenced death-metal duo from Yonkers, NY, Mortician is made up of vocalist/bassist Will Rahmer and guitarist/drum machine programmer Roger Beaujard. Although the group's sound is extreme and inaccessible to many ears, their song intros and use of slasher-film samples demonstrate a sense of humor (albeit a morbid one), overall a rare commodity in a genre that usually thrives on a dark, threatening posture. Mortician signed with the Relapse label and debuted in 1993 with Mortal Massacre, following it with 1996's The House by the Cemetery EP and 1997's full-length, evocatively titled Hacked Up for Barbecue. Further releases included 1998's Zombie Apocalypse and 1999's Chainsaw Dismemberment, which saw producer Desmond Tolhurst beginning to contribute guitar work as well. ~ Steve Huey, Rovi
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you know its heavy when the guitar sounds like a chainsaw \m/
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Like sir Johnny Cash wonce said others are still lookin for it. Iv found it. So has mortician. Death metal without the smelly cheese. Just horra brutality
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I'd take converge over this any day
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Heaviest band I've ever heard... Ever. Brutal.
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newyorktwinm o m 1
No lyrics whatsoever. Just burping sounds. That's why Mortician rocks.
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Ungodly Brutality \m/
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Perfection!!
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Mortician is the reason I have such great taste in music. Will Rahmer made the exact kind of brutality I need. Was fortunate enough to see them in the Chainsaw Dismembermen t era.
His hands...some b o d y cut off his hands. It's also a great way to find out about some horror flicks ya might not be aware of.
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MORTICIAN FUKKIN RULES DUDES !!!!!!
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Mortician is bad a**!!! But, when it comes to death metal using a drum machine..... . v i r a l load is definitely the best! Shawn whitaker is a f**king genius!!!
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Priceless !!!
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smkennedy73
This s**t puts me in the best mood every time I hear it. STRAIGHT METAL TO THE EARS!!!!!!!! ! ! !
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Love this album
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If you like this group follow me for some more heavy bands like them
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Well put vladimir. You have a wonderful grasp of the English language. Your parents must be proud. I love your point about the sheit being "gay". How succinct of you.
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Yeah!! The more sick the better!!
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LOVE IT !!! LOVE IT !!!!
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The most rock & metal stations on Pandora Radio!
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Mortician's original drummer died. So they went to a machine.
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BADASS!
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Gay sheit!!!! F**king sucks!!!
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I agree, it would be awsume if the drummer was a person.
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It's badass but the fact that the drummer is a machine, not a person, kinda ruins it for me.
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ALWAYS GREAT !!!
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These cats sure like to boogey
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Skonjie is a retard
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Why are their songs so short xD
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Love mortician \m/
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THE INTRO WAS MORE INTERESTING THAN THE SONG
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One of, if not THE most brutal, heavy death metal band on the f**king planet!
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debra.feller 8
This is some good s**t here!
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pure poetry
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bathory310
Music For My Ears!!!! Very Brutal.
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YOUR SUFFERING WILL BE LEGENDARY... E V E N IN HELL!!!!
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get it right, started in spring valley ny. 1989 .. R.I.P,. Matt Sicher ..........
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WILL RULES !!! MORTICIAN ARE AS EXTREME AS IT CAN GET !!
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These guys are one of my favorites. I loved them the minute I first heard them, every single song they have is good.
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FUCKYEAH!!!
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gabrielperez j r 9
IF you cant understand it and its beyond recognition , its my kind of music......
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podridopapi
I really do like death metal, black metal and grindcore, Im not a critic and support all music in general, as it has a purpose for everyone who listens to it, even mortician. I think they have some pretty cool s**t, but its still hard at times to make sense of it all when it goes from a really intense riff, to total chaos and distortion that makes it all a blurr at times.... even so ill still
give it a shot, cuz the stuff that is not blurry is damn good.....
wayne-o
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...and Drowned In Your Blood is longer than 45 seconds
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doesn't matter how long the songs are... they kick a** anyways!
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THIS BAND SUCKS! HOW THEY GOT SIGNED IS BEYOND ME!
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Technically 3 on a meat hook is 45 seconds long if you count the long intro sound clip
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Hahaha, classic
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It is official, these guys don't have any songs over 45 seconds. This makes me laugh.
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i loves mortician so much wootzor xD
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Ha ha, do these guys have any songs longer than 45 seconds?
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Mortician is one of my fav's...they are very very brutal..
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MORTICIAN. ALL I CAN SAY IS, VERY TIGHT!
N.F.L.A.D.
N.Y.D.M. FOR LIFE!!! PERRY STURGEON NYDM/ILDM VICE PRES.

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