But surely, expulsion is not the answer
What does that mean? That boy needs therapy
You're a nut, you're crazy in the coconut
That, that, that, that, that boy, boy needs therapy
That boy needs therapy, psychosomatic
I'm gonna kill you, that boy needs therapy
Can you think of anything else? Um, a record, record, record
I, I felt strangely hypnotised
A-a-a bird? Yeah, sometimes a parrot talks
Cowboys, m-m-midgets, the Indians and, Fron, Frontier Psychiatrist
That boy needs therapy
What does that mean? That boy needs therapy
That boy needs therapy, purely psychosomatic
And milk Rectangles, to an optometrist, the man with the golden eyeball
Is Dexter ill? Is Dexter ill? Is Dexter ill
Is Dexter ill today, Mr Kirk, Dexter's in school?
Frontier, frontier, frontier, frontier
The Baltimore County school board have decided to expel
He was white as a sheet and he also made false teeth
Dexter from the entire public school system
It's the opinion of the entire staff that Dexter is criminally insane
Frontier, frontier, frontier, frontier
Grab a kazoo, let's have a duel, now when I count three
Avalanches is above, business continues below
You're a nut you're crazy in the coconut
And tighten your buttocks, pour juice on your chin
I was in another world, a world of 20,000 girls
Frontier Psychiatrist
I'm afraid he's not, Miss Fishborne
Oh Mr. Kirk, I'm as upset as you to learn of Dexter's truancy
Frontier, frontier, frontier, frontier
Lie down on the couch, what does that mean?
I promise my girlfriend I'd, the violin, violin, violin
That boy needs therapy
Lie down on the couch, what does that mean?
That boy needs therapy, psychosomatic
That, that, that, that, that boy, boy needs therapy
I'm afraid expulsion is the only answer
Ranagazoo, let's have a tune, now when I count three
Hello, hello, hello, hello
Can you think of anything else that talks, other than a person?
Dexter's truancy problem is way out of hand
Publishers: EMI BLACKWOOD MUSIC INC., SCREEN GEMS-EMI MUSIC INC
Frontier Psychiatrist
Did I ever tell you the story about
That boy needs therapy, purely psychosomatic
I'm gonna kill you, that boy needs therapy
Yes, some birds are funny when they talk
Songwriters: Robert Chater, Robert Dobson, Bert Kaempfert, Herbert Rehbein, Darren Seltmann, Carl Sigman
He was white as a sheet and he also made false teeth