I'm at home drinking whiskey in my easy chair
I’m at home getting hammered while she’s out getting nailed
I love to drink and she loves to screw
I’m at home getting hammered while she’s out getting nailed
I’m at home getting hammered while she’s out getting nailed
My wiggler ain't so straight, I got whiskey dick
Well, the moral of this story is sad but true
Songwriters: Jesse Dayton, Lew Temple
Publishers: DEMONOID DELUXE MUSIC, WB MUSIC CORP.
I’m at home getting hammered while she’s out getting nailed
Had a suspicion, so I opened up her mail
Domestic violence cost [Incomprehensible] after dark
Watching Jerry Lawler pulling Andy Kauffman’s hair
She used to bring me beer and love all over me
Sad commentary on a marriage that has failed
Throwing dirty dishes with all our might
She don’t perk it up 'cause, 'cause her ankles got so thick
Police pulled into my trailer park
Late night with her boss, says they’re trying to make a sale
Hobo’s got a better life, riding on the rails
We started in the morning, carried well into the night
Right before I went on disability