(If I had $1,000,000)
(But not a real fur coat that's cruel)
(Oh all them crazy elephant bones)
I'd buy your love
If I had $1,000,000
You know, we could just go in there and hang out
(You could help, it wouldn't be that hard)
We wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner
Songwriters: Steven Page, Ed Robertson
Well I'd buy you a house
I'd be rich
If I had $1,000,000
I'd buy your love
If I had $1,000,000
If I had $1,000,000
(Haven't you always wanted a monkey?)
(If I had $1,000,000)
And if I had $1,000,000
(We wouldn't have to walk to the store )
(If I had $1,000,000)
(If I had $1,000,000)
(I'd build a tree fort in our yard)
If I had $1,000,000
(A Picasso or a Garfunkel)
A nice Reliant automobile
And if I had $1,000,000
Well I'd buy you John Merrick’s remains
But they don't have prewrapped bacon
If I had $1,000,000
And buy really expensive ketchups with it
If I had $1,000,000
If I had $1,000,000
That's right, all the fanciest ketchups, Dijon ketchup
(If I had $1,000,000)
(If I had $1,000,000)
Well I'd buy you a monkey
(If I had $1,000,000)
(If I had $1,000,000)
(Like a Llama or an Emu)
(If I had $1,000,000)
Well, can you blame them? Yeah
Publishers: TREAT BAKER MUSIC, WB MUSIC CORP.
If I had $1,000,000
Well I'd buy you an exotic pet
If I had $1,000,000
If I had $1,000,000
And if I had $1,000,000
(We'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more )
Like open the fridge and stuff
(But not a real green dress that's cruel)
While I'd buy you a fur coat
Of course we would, we'd just eat more
Mmm, you know, they have prewrapped sausages
Well I'd buy you a K Car
And if I had $1,000,000
(If had $1,000,000)
If I had $1,000,000
I'd buy your love
(Maybe we could put a little tiny fridge in there somewhere)
Well I'd buy you a green dress
And if I had $1,000,000
And there'd already be foods laid out for us
Maybe a nice Chesterfield or an Ottoman
(I would buy you a house)
Like little prewrapped sausages and things
(If I had $1,000,000)
Well I'd buy you some art
I'd buy you furniture for your house
If I had $1,000,000
Mmm, mmm mmm
(If I had $1,000,000)
But we would eat Kraft Dinner
If I had $1,000,000
If I had $1,000,000