A couple of cold ones
Why can't you just have a few?”
He said, “I would if I could
Yeah, the more I drink, the more I drink, the more I drink
'Cause the more I drink, the more I drink, the more I drink, yep, yep
Songwriters: Chris Dubois, David Lee Murphy, Dave Turnbull
'Cause the more I drink, the more I drink
'Cause the more I drink, the more I drink
And makin' him the butt of our jokes
The more I drink, the more I drink
And somebody hands me a shot
Ain't no tellin' where I'll stop
Then I'm the world's greatest lover and a dancin' machine
Then I'm the world's greatest lover and a dancin' machine
I get loud, I get proud and it gets worse
And pretty soon I'm bummin' cigarettes
Man, if I have one I'll have thirteen
Yeah, once I get on a roll
Now there ain't no in between
We all said, “Man, what happened to you?
I get loud, I get proud and it gets worse
Start lookin' hot
And they can't get me off the karaoke machine
Sippin' on a regular Coke
'Cause the more I drink, the more I drink
Hell, even buck-tooth and bow-legged women
But it's probably best that I don't”
Hmm, that's what I'm talking about
Now there ain't no in between
We were drinkin' and smokin'
Publishers: EMI APRIL MUSIC INC., NEW SEA GAYLE MUSIC
Well, if I have one I'll have thirteen
He was sittin' at the bar
Well, if I have one I'll have thirteen
And sweet talkin' some big brunette